The Bad Bird List

The Bad Bird List (158 kB, 14 pages) is a list of phrases bird ownees should get their naughty pets to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you could get them to write...

Please note that the entire Bad Bird List is now available as a PDF file, for your convenience in reading and even printing if you wish. It also makes it easier for me to add updates as they are sent to me.

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