The Bad Dog List (494 kB, 55 pages) is a list of phrases dog ownees should get their naughty pets to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you could get them to write...
Please note that the entire Bad Dog List is now available as a PDF file, for your convenience in reading and even printing if you wish. It also makes it easier for me to add updates as they are sent to me.
Send more suggestions to me, Harold Reynolds. Please make sure that your name is somewhere in your message so that you can be properly credited, if you so wish. I will acknowledge all messages. If you enjoy this list, please consider spreading the good cheer by doing something nice for someone!
Note that requests to print excerpts in non-profit publications will normally be granted automatically, though I'd still like to hear from you!
Copyright © 1997 by Harold Reynolds.
Making you laugh since November 22, 1993. Latest Update: March 13, 2009.
Here is a banner you may wish to use if you link to my site:
It was kindly created by Pelz Pet Studios. Many thanks for this!