Date: Mon, 20 Apr 1998
- Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
- Fetch command not available on all platforms.
- Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
- Too difficult to "mark" every web site they visit.
- Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
- Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
- Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
- Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
- Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
- Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging.
- Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
- Because dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, *cats*, on the other hand...
- SIT and STAY were hard enough; GREP and AWK are out of the question!
- Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manoeuvre
- TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. (Too Damn Hard To Type with paws!)