The Canonical List of Punny Book Titles

Compiled by Harold Reynolds.

Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author's last name. Please send suggestions to the above address. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along! Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, IMHO, "improve" them, but all submissions will be duly credited. Please try to keep them relatively "clean"--"Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung is about as far as I'm willing to go.

Feel free to inflict the list on your friends, but like others, I like to be credited for the work I did to assemble this list.

Many thanks to John Gregory, who provided more than half of the entries from his collection of related puns. He practically owns it!

This list has had a major infusion of names which begin with 2 initials, based on a joint effort between John Gregory and myself. To better present the names which are being punned on, the list has been reorganized in alphabetical order of the first names and initials.

Last Updated: February 7, 2003.

Index

A

1. Sound as a Bell: A. Clanger ^p
2. My Boring Career: A. Driller ^p
3. Dull Pain: A. King ^A
4. The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse
5. The Frozen South: A. Winterbottom ^p
6. Drink No More!: A. A. Member ^JG
7. Ouch!: A. B. Stung
8. Electrical Wiring Made Easy: A. C. Deesey ^JG
9. In Year One: A. D. Calendar ^JG
10. Vowel Promissory Notes : A. E. I. O'You
11. Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert ^JG
12. Singing Without An Orchestra: A. K. Pella ^JG
13. Morning Radio: A. M. Effem ^JG
14. Roger Wilco: A. O. Kaye ^JG
15. Bee Stings Are in the Hand of the Bee Holder: A. P. Airy ^JG
16. Let's Play Billiards: A. Q. Ball ^JG
17. The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold ^JG
18. How To Get Attention: A. U. Overthere ^JG
19. Bird Brains: A. V. Airy ^JG
20. Who Cares?: A. Y. Nott ^JG
21. Summer in the South: A. Z. Hot-Humid ^JG
22. One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday ^JG
23. Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra ^JG
24. My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo ^JG
25. Drafted!: Abel Boddeed ^JG
26. I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin ^a
27. Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation ^JG
28. I'm not a Mutant: Abner Mallety ^JG
29. Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baum ^o
30. Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway ^JG
31. I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
32. Cry Wolf: Al Armist ⁶
33. Sea Birds: Al Batross ⁶
34. Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
35. Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer ^JG
36. New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky ^JG
37. Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything ^JG
38. It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity
39. Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco ⁶
40. Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights ^JG
41. Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
42. Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money ⁶
43. Land of Plenty: Alison Ann Moore ^s
44. Is that it?: Annie Moore ^A
45. Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland ^JG
46. And the Other People: Allan Sundry
47. I Love You!: Alma Hart
48. Funny Astronomy Texts: Alma Jest
49. I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money ^JG
50. Dirty Harry is... : Amanda B. Reckondwith ^z
51. Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin ^e
52. Not Very Expensive: Amir Pittance ^JG
53. My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer ^JG
54. Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
55. Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria
56. Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
57. Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover ⁴
58. Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust ^JG
59. The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty ^JG
60. The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx ^JG
61. Unemployed: Anita Job ^b
62. I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
63. Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick ⁶
64. Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teak ⁿ
65. Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax ³
66. Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion ⁸
67. Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
68. Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
69. Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia ^JG
70. I Shoot Arrows: Anne Archer
71. Robots: Anne Droid
72. Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain ^f
73. Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work ^JG
74. Home Alone III, The Sequel: Annie Buddyhome ^JG
75. Bit on the Leg: Anton Marnie ^s
76. May Flowers: April Showers
77. Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
78. Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
79. Modern Music: Arun Bee ^C
80. The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie ⁱ
81. Misunderstood: Art Tistic ^JG
82. It's a Fake!: Artie Fishul ^C
83. The Empty Cookie Jar: Arthur Anymore ^u
84. Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis ^JG
85. Vegetable Arrangements: Arty Choke ^p
86. Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner ^l
87. Light Brown Hair: Audrey Mauve Jeannie ^s
88. How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize
89. Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum ^JG
90. What the Butler Saw: Ava Nutherluk ^u
91. The Paper Route: Avery Daye ^JG
92. Car Repairs: Axel Grease ^JG

B

1. How to Make Honey: B. A. Beaman ^p
2. Red Vegetables: B. Troot ⁶
3. Good for a Placemat: B. A. Degree ^JG
4. Who Killed Cock Robin: B. B. Gunn ^JG
5. Prehistoric Finds: B. C. Calendar ^JG
6. Training for the Olympics: B. D. Best ^JG
7. The Disco Craze: B. G. Singers ^JG
8. Golfer's Sandwich: B. L. Tee ^JG
9. The Bedpan Patrol: B. M. Routine ^JG
10. Not a Moment to Spare: B. N. Time ^JG
11. Why Do People Avoid Me?: B. O. Problem ^JG
12. The Art of Trading: B. R. Gain ^C
13. How to Lie and Get Away With It: B. S. Artist ^JG
14. Handbook of Great Art: B. U. Teeful ^JG
15. How to Go Broke Fast: B. X. Travagant ^JG
16. Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer ^JG
17. Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep ^JG
18. Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue ^JG
19. Drink this Before the X-Ray: Barry Um
20. Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender ^JG
21. The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee ^JG
22. Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve ^JG
23. Archery: Beau N. Arrow ^b
24. Ringing Wet: Belinda Water ^A
25. Rich People: Belle Yenere ⁱ
26. Good Works: Ben Evolent ⁶
27. I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
28. The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv ^JG
29. Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes ^JG
30. Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored
31. Houses, Offices, and Apartments: Bill Ding
32. Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold ^k
33. House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme ⁶
34. How to Maintain Good Credit: Bill Zarpaid ^D
35. I'm in Debt: Bill Zardeux ^D
36. Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
37. Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples ^JG
38. Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox ^JG
39. I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
40. The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons ^JG
41. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
42. Prevent Drowning: Buddy System ^JG
43. The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner ^JG
44. Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe
45. Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt ^JG

C

1. Nitpicker's Guide to Star Trek: C. A. Flaw ^JG
2. That's a Ten-Four, Good Buddy: C. B. Radio ^JG
3. Rock Music of the 60's: C. C. Rider ^JG
4. Naval Recruitment Slogans: C. D. World ^JG
5. Look, Up In The Sky!: C. H. Etplane ^JG
6. Perfect Agreement: C. I. Tu'Ai ^JG
7. The Peeping Tom: C. K. Undress ^JG
8. Marine Mammal Communication: C. L. Barking
9. The Dog Track: C. M. Run ^JG
10. XYZ: C. My Willie ^q
11. The Coast Is Clear: C. N. Eebuddy ^JG
12. Causing the Greenhouse Effect: C. O. Too ^JG
13. Lifesaving Techniques: C. P. Arr ^JG
14. Echinoderms: C. Q. Cumber and C. Lily ^w
15. The Strip Joint: C. R. Boddies ^JG
16. The Nerd: C. S. Major ^JG
17. Toodleeoo, Dear: C. U. Soon ^JG
18. Superman's Vision: C. X. Rayz ^JG
19. The End That Justifies the Means: C. Y. Eyedidit ^JG
20. Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns ^m
21. French Cheeses: Cam M. Bert
22. The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann ^JG
23. Feelings: Cara Lott ^JG
24. Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
25. How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm ^JG
26. Dinner's Ready!: Carmen Gettit ^A
27. Meat Eaters: Carney Vore ^JG
28. Too Drunk to Walk: Carrie Mee-Ohm ^A
29. Singing Solo: Carrie O'Kee ^B
30. Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn ^JG
31. Handsome, Charming, and... : Cary Smattic ^JG
32. Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit ^JG
33. We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better ^I
34. Jewish Egotists: Chaim Wonderful
35. Obscure Cooking Aids: Che Fingdish ^JG
36. Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse
37. Sofa so Good: Chester Field
38. Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt ^l
39. The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe ^JG
40. Perfect Cooking: Chris P. Bacon ^A
41. Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
42. What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast ^JG
43. Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool ^JG
44. I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant ^JG
45. Explaining it Better: Clara Fie
46. Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett ^JG
47. Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper ^JG
48. Destructive Cats: Claude Sofa
49. The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff
50. House Plants: Clay Potts ^JG
51. Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver ^JG
52. Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus ^JG
53. Take a Break!: Colin Sick
54. Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn ^l
55. Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies ^l
56. The Sheet She Wore to the Party: Connie Stoga ^JG
57. East Coast Universities: Cora Nell ^l
58. Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
59. Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball ^JG
60. Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod ^JG
61. Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis
62. Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
63. Wooden Percussion: Cy L'Phone ^A

D

1. Solving Crimes: D. Tective
2. Perry Mason's Last Case: D. A. Zoffuss ^JG
3. The Senator: D. C. Resident ^JG
4. Banned Pesticides: D. D. Tee
5. I Swing for the Pitcher: D. H. Batter
6. What I Dance To: D. J. Music
7. Garlic Gone Bad: D. K. Stinky
8. The World's Last Days: D. N. Izneer
9. Didn't Make it to the Hospital: D. O. Way
10. I Scream, You Scream...: D. Q. Restaurant ^JG
11. The Drawbacks of Strong Drink: D. T. Sufferer ^JG
12. I Got a New Car: D. U. Care
13. How Sweet It Is: D. X. Stacy ^JG
14. I Keep Falling Down: D. Z. Person
15. We're All Flakes: Dan Druff ^JG
16. Shhh!: Danielle Soloud ^JG
17. Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue ^JG
18. Tape Another Channel: David E. O. Recorder ^A
19. Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp ^JG
20. A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel ^JG
21. Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger ^JG
22. The Realm of the Dead: Dee Seized ^C
23. The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember ^JG
24. Make Up Your Mind: Dee Side ^A
25. Racketeering: Dennis Court
26. Baby Mess-Trappers: Di Perrs ^A
27. Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary ³
28. Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
29. Fistfights: Donny Brooke ^JG
30. Come on in!: Doris Open
31. Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves ^JG
32. En Garde!: Drew Blood ^JG
33. Poisonous Plants: Dudley Nightshade ^JG
34. I Like Coffee: Duncan Doughnuts
35. Housework: Dustin Cook ⁿ
36. Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
37. Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe ^JG
38. Where's the Water?: Dwayne Dwight Out

E

1. A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
2. Cheer for Your Team!: E. A. Hoo
3. Hard Cheese!: E. Dam ^A
4. How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit ^JG
5. Circuit Analysis: E. E. Major ^JG
6. Amazing Alphabet!: E. F. Gee
7. Old Macdonald's Farm: E. I. Eeyioh ^JG
8. Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse
9. Ambition and Failure: E. Peter. Doubt^E
10. Science Fiction Stories: E. T. Fonehome ^JG
11. How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money ^JG
12. Christmas Dinner is Over at Last: Ed Anuff ^A
13. And so on and so forth: Ed Nauseum ^x
14. I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down
15. Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt ^JG
16. How to Draw: Ellis Strait ⁿ
17. Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket ^JG
18. I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid ^JG
19. Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth ^JG
20. Why Tires aren't Flat: Erin Side
21. Employment Handbook: Ernie Living ^JG
22. I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol
23. Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick
24. Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction ^JG
25. Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
26. Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist
27. Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate ^A
28. Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
29. Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady ^JG

F

1. Investigating Optometrists: F. B. Eye
2. Easy Listening: F. M. Radio ^JG
3. Put Some Fizz Back In Your Life: F. R. Vessant ^JG
4. Clever Replies: F. U. Two
5. 100 Pounds: F. V. Load
6. Animal Scents: Farrah Mones ^JG
7. Not Near: Farrah Way
8. Look Younger: Fay Slift ^JG
9. Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist ^JG
10. Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar ^JG
11. French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
12. Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
13. To be Honest: Frank Lee ^a
14. I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion ²
15. The Great Escape: Freida Convict

G

1. Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz
2. Bringing Good Things To Life: G. E. Appliances ^JG
3. College for Soldiers: G. I. Bill ^JG
4. Lousy American Cars: G. M. Clunker
5. Republican Eliminations: G. O. Pee
6. On The Cover: G. Q. Model ^JG
7. Come On Mom, Pleeeeease?: G. Y. Nott ^JG
8. I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp
9. Strong Winds: Gail Force ^JG
10. Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
11. Army Jokes: General Hillary Tee ^E
12. How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee ^A
13. Gone With The Wind: George Uh ^JG
14. Try, Try Again: Getty Trite ^s
15. I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee ^JG
16. Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile ^a
17. Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya ^JG
18. I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
19. Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd ^JG
20. We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run ^A
21. The National Science Foundation: Grant Money ^JG
22. Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
23. Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious ^JG
24. Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
25. The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial ^JG
26. Laid Off!: Gwen Home ^JG

H

1. Model Train Fanatics: H. O. Scale
2. The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs ^JG
3. Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh ^JG
4. Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle ^o
5. The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp ^JG
6. Get Moving, Slowpoke!: Harriet Upp
7. Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long
8. Toupee Embarrassment: Harrison Backwards
9. The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp ^JG
10. At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt ^JG
11. Gangway!: Hedda Steam ^JG
12. Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho ^JG
13. I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
14. Where the World is Going: Helena Handbasket
15. In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer ^JG
16. Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick ^d
17. A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore ^JG
18. His Girl Thursday: Herman Friday
19. Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme ^JG
20. Human Resources Manager: Hiram N. Firem ^JG
21. Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze
22. Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood ^JG
23. Poetry in Baseball: Homer
24. Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
25. I'm Fine: Howard Yu ²
26. Chinese Apathy: Hu Cares
27. Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
28. I Laugh at the Gods!: Hugh Briss
29. Big Fart!: Hugh Jass
30. Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry
31. Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe ^a
32. Parachuting: Hugo First
33. Midnight Patrol: Hugo Sair ^A

I

1. Computer Programming Made Easy: I. B. Emm ^JG
2. Hazardous Driving: I. C. Rhodes ^JG
3. I Lost at Hide-And-Seek: I. C. U. Hiding ^A
4. Well, I Never!: I. D. Claire ^JG
5. I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Getting Better!: I. H. Tenyears ^JG
6. How To Talk Good: I. I. Stutter ^JG
7. Minor Infractions: I. J. Walk ^JG
8. The Myth of the Mafia: I. L. Killya ^JG
9. The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board ³
10. Loan Sharking Made Easy: I. O. Yew ^JG
11. An Anthology of Children's Humor: I. P. Dailey ^JG
12. Rusty Bedsprings: I. P. Nightly ^m
13. Mental Giants: I. Q. Test ^JG
14. Hand It All Over!: I. R. Ess ^JG
15. Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel
16. Fore!: I. T. Off
17. Contraception: I. U. Dee ^JG
18. Expensive Universities: I. V. League ^JG
19. High Stakes Poker Tactics: I. W. Betts ^JG
20. Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
21. Bugs Beware!: I. X. Terminate
22. Balancing Act: I. Y. Yerr ^JG
23. The Garden State: Ida Hoe ^JG
24. Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver
25. Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt ^JG
26. I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
27. The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter ^JG
28. Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant
29. No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse
30. Cloning: Irma Dubble II
31. What I Took: Irv Erginity ^JG
32. In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg
33. I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
34. Why We Fall in Winter: Isis Slippery
35. I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
36. Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
37. Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor ^l
38. My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse ^JG
39. Amnesia on Demand: Ivor Gett ^E
40. Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet ^JG

J

1. Can't Fence Me In!: J. L. Breaker ^JG
2. A Critique of Ian Fleming: J. M. Spond ^JG
3. Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble
4. Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder ^JG
5. Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde ^JG
6. Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch ^JG
7. Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap ^l
8. The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary ^JG
9. How to Clean Up Birdwatching: Janet Oriole ^JG
10. Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks ^w
11. Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows ^JG
12. What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel ^JG
13. Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick ^s
14. I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg ^JG
15. The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator ^A
16. I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player ^JG
17. From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian ^JG
18. Party On, Dude: Jill Out ^JG
19. The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium ^JG
20. Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics ^g
21. The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee ^JG
22. How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock ^JG
23. Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
24. How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake ^JG
25. Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee ^JG
26. The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift ^JG
27. Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
28. Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan ^A
29. The Friendly Bartender: Juana Beer ^s
30. The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy ^JG
31. Life is a Trial: Judd Gement ^JG
32. I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
33. Options Trading: June Gold ^JG
34. Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers ^A
35. I Need Insurance: Justin Case
36. Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
37. Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens ^JG

K

1. When Baseball Heros Strike Out: K. C. Atbatt
2. Nothing to Chirp About: K. D. Didd ^JG
3. How to Reply without Committing Yourself: K. G. Answer
4. Bigots of America: K. K. Kaye
5. How to Go Dutch on a Plane: K. L. Emm
6. Hot Stuff!: K. N. Pepper
7. I Coulda Been A Contender: K. O. Boxer ^JG
8. A Thousand Potatoes Yet To Go: K. P. Dooty ^JG
9. Working in a Nursing Home: K. R. Giver
10. The Day All Heck Broke Loose: K. T. Bardedoor ^JG
11. Slip-Slidin' Away: K. Y. Jellee ^JG
12. The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat ^JG
13. Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie Didd ^JG
14. After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate ^JG
15. Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
16. Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion ^JG
17. Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport ^JG
18. A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt ^JG
19. Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt ^JG
20. Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
21. Don't Let Me Stop You: Kerry Onn ^A
22. Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono ^JG
23. A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
24. The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite ^l
25. Pressure Relief: Korsetsov ^p
26. No: Kurt Reply ^JG

L

1. Southern California Pachyderms: L. A. Funt
2. The Terminator: L. B. Back
3. Tennis Consequences: L. Bow-Payne ^C
4. History of Borden's Dairy Products: L. C. DeCow ^JG
5. Illicit Sea Bird Activities: L. E. Gull
6. Who Ate All the Cookies?: L. F. Eyeno
7. If I Had The Chance: L. I. Wood ^JG
8. The Role of the Hit Man: L. M. Innate
9. Whose Face Can Launch 1000 Ships?: L. N. OTroy ^JG
10. New In Town?: L. O. Saylor ^JG
11. What Music Used to Be On: L. P. Record
12. The Last Frontier: L. S. Kah ^JG
13. I Don't Believe This!: L. U. Say
14. Anything on a Dare: L. Y. Nott ^JG
15. Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle ^JG
16. Honest Citizen: Laura Byder ^A
17. Crackdown: Lauren Order ^JG
18. Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate ^JG
19. Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk
20. Tight Situation: Leah Tard ^JG
21. More Mindless Violence: Lee Fullweapon ^A
22. You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette ^b
23. The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
24. Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker ^JG
25. The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor ^JG
26. Bad Investment: Les Riches ^j
27. James Fenimore Cooper: Lester Moe Hickens ^s
28. Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation ^l
29. Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard ^JG
30. Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand ^JG
31. Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha ^JG
32. Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr ^JG
33. Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya ^JG
34. I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
35. How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore ⁿ
36. Scots in the Desert: Lorna Dune
37. Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze ^JG
38. Good Housekeeping: Lotta Dust
39. Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana ^JG
40. Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr ^JG
41. The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear ^JG
42. He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
43. Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic ^JG
44. Danger!: Luke Out
45. Not So Hot: Luke Warm ^JG
46. Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum

M

1. Now I'm in Business!: M. B. Yay
2. How to Address an Audience: M. C. Speaker
3. What's Up, Doc?: M. D. Degree ^JG
4. Great Television Shows: M. E. Awards ^JG
5. British Sports Cars: M. G. Auto
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service: M. I. Five
7. Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel
8. How to Become Famous: M. N. Ent ^JG
9. The Musical World of Walt Disney: M. O. Yewessee ^JG
10. Enforcing Discipline in the Army: M. P. Copps
11. Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pyre ^C
12. They're Not Cows: M. R. Horses ^JG
13. How to Slow Down your Computer: M. S. Windoze
14. Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank
15. Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late ^JG
16. Makeup for Thin People: Mabel Leen ^B
17. You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup ^JG
18. Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni ^p
19. Round the World: Madge Ellen ⁷
20. It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination ^JG
21. I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate ¹
22. Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
23. I'm not a happy camper!: Malcolm Tent
24. I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
25. Personal Best: Marco DeStinction ^JG
26. The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent ^JG
27. Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
28. Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste
29. Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste ^JG
30. Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp ^JG
31. Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts ^JG
32. Military Rule: Marshall Law
33. Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants ^JG
34. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
35. Nice Hotels: Mary Ott ⁱ
36. I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore ^JG
37. Fire Me Up!: Matt Chez ^t
38. Home Decorating: Matt Emulsion ^v
39. Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish ^JG
40. Very Precise: Matt Iculous ^A
41. Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
42. The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports ^JG
43. More for Your Money: Max Amize ³
44. Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower ^JG
45. Continental Recipes :May O'Nez ^C
46. Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
47. Computer Memories: Meg Abight ⁷
48. It Won't Work!: Mel Function ^JG
49. Irish Soap Operas: Mel O'Drama ^A
50. Caught in a Cyclone: Mel Strom ^s
51. Specialty Winemaker: Merle O. Vintner
52. Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright ^JG
53. Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed ^j
54. Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
55. Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
56. When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant ^JG
57. Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds ^l
58. Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota ^JG
59. Long Walk: Miss D. Bus ^j
60. Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
61. Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan ^JG
62. Ohh, the Pain, the Pain!: Moe N. Groan
63. The Porn Queen: Mona Lott ^JG
64. Gambling: Monty Carlos
65. Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
66. No More Rifles!: Morgan Control ^JG
67. I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
68. Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn ^b
69. Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw ^JG
70. French Cars: Myra Neault ^k

N

1. I Disagree With That!: N. A. Sayer
2. History of Professional Basketball: N. B. Yay ^JG
3. College Basketball in the South: N. C. State ^JG
4. The Hoosier State: N. D. Anna ^JG
5. I'm Not Choosy: N. E. Buddy ^JG
6. History of Professional Football: N. F. Ell ^JG
7. Medical Procedures: N. G. OGram ^JG
8. Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma ⁵
9. Pain Killers: N. L. Gesic ^JG
10. Have Fun at the Hospital!: N. M. Uhh ^JG
11. Book Puns are a Nuisance: N. O. Ying ^JG
12. You're Welcome: N. Q. Verymuch
13. Everyone Needs a Gun!: N. R. Ray
14. Hypnotism: N. Tranced
15. Slam Dunk Champions: N. U. Face ^JG
16. The Grass Is Always Greener: N. V. Uss ^JG
17. Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
18. East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett ^JG
19. American College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay ^JG
20. The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation ^l
21. Ready for Knighthood: Neil Downe ^JG
22. Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen ^JG
23. It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
24. Dull Razor: Nick Shaving ^JG
25. Political Correctness: Noah Fence ^s
26. My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
27. The Great Flood: Noah Zark ^JG
28. I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven
29. Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee

O

1. Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets
2. I'm Always Hungry: O. B. City ^JG
3. Bad Trips: O. D. Ondope
4. The Errant Sledgehammer: O. G. Datturts ^JG
5. The White Flag: O. I. Givupp ^JG
6. Better Than Concentrate: O. J. Squeezer ^JG
7. The Good Employee: O. K. Boss ^JG
8. I Dropped the Hammer: O. L. Myfoot
9. First Aid for Kids: O. O. Owie ^JG
10. Health Food Cereal: O. T. Brann
11. Slang from the Roaring Twenties: O. U. Kidd ^JG
12. You're Being Audited!: O. Y. Mee ^JG
13. Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory ^l
14. The Peace Mission: Olive Branch ^JG
15. Without Warning: Oliver Sudden
16. Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah ^JG
17. Surprised!: Omar Gosh
18. The Empath: Ophelia Sadness ^JG
19. Season Tickets: Oprah Maven ^l
20. Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor ^l
21. Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy ^JG
22. Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
23. I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
24. The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
25. He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
26. Money Management: Owen Cash ^o

P Q

1. And Now the Following Announcements: P. A. System
2. Favourite Sandwiches: P. B. Enjam ^JG
3. Cheaper than IBM: P. C. Clone ^l
4. Do It Now!: P. D. Cue ^JG
5. Get In Shape!: P. E. Class ^JG
6. No Children Please!: P. G. Thirteen
7. We Solve Mysteries: P. I. Detective
8. Favorite Sleepwear: P. J. Bottoms ^JG
9. Light My Fire!: P. K. Power ^{PK=Pyrokinesis}
10. First Step to French Fries: P. L. Potatoes
11. How to Take Afternoon Naps: P. M. Snooze
12. Tickling the Ivories: P. N. Noe ^JG
13. The Urinalysis: P. P. Inacupp ^JG
14. Eccentrics I Have Known: P. Q. Lyirr ^JG
15. How to Deal with the Media: P. R. Department ^JG
16. Early History of the Beatles: P. S. Iluvya ^JG
17. Ships of the Navy: P. T. Bote ^JG
18. Encounter with a Skunk: P. U. Reek ^JG
19. What Makes Army People Sick: P. X. Food
20. Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
21. How to Read a Book: Paige Turner ⁿ
22. The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz ^JG
23. Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight ¹
24. What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent ^JG
25. Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture ^JG
26. Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer
27. Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion
28. Tug of War: Paul Hard
29. Maritime Rules: Paula See ⁱ
30. The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg ^JG
31. The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin ^JG
32. Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher ^k
33. Herbally Yours: Penny Royal ^w
34. Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney ^JG
35. Oppression of the Masses: Percy Kyution ^A
36. The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz ^JG
37. Stop Harassing Me!: Percy Kueshun ^JG
38. Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal ^JG
39. Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika ^JG
40. The Bog: Pete Maas ^JG
41. In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott ^JG
42. Markings in the Sand: Peter Dragon
43. Slowly Fades: Peter Out ^A
44. Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia ^l
45. The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup ^JG
46. All About Orchestras: Phil Harmonic
47. Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
48. The Polarization Process: Phil Terrout ^A
49. Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn ^JG
50. Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester
51. Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle
52. How to Cook a Steak: Porter House ⁿ
53. Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
54. Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts ^l
55. Find Another Lonely Heart: Q. Pid ^A
56. Why Software is Buggy: Q. A. Tester ^JG
57. Proof Positive!: Q. E. Dee ^JG
58. Carnival Prizes: Q. P. Doll
59. Fashion Models: Q. T. Pye ^JG
60. The Very Model of a Modern Major General: Quinn Tessence ^JG
61. Third of Five: Quinn Tuplet

R

1. Violate Me and Your Program Will Crash!: R. A. Bounds
2. Encyclopedia of Poisons: R. C. Nick ^JG
3. The Punny Book Title Collection 8-: R. D. Harhar
4. See You In Phoenix!: R. E. Zona ^JG
5. I Shot an Arrow In the Air: R. G. Rhee ^JG
6. Sorry, You're Not My Type: R. H. Factor
7. Covered Walkways: R. Kade ⁶
8. Bring to the Grocer's: R. List ²
9. It's All in the Wrist: R. M. Wrestle
10. I Killed Cock Robin!: R. S. T'Me ^JG
11. Where there are Hangings Every Day: R. T. Museum
12. Irish First Aid: R. U. O'Kaye ^k
13. Where to Get a Road Hog: R. V. Dealer
14. Junkyards of the World: R. X. Taken
15. Bigotry: Rachel Intolerance
16. How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway ^JG
17. Indian, Italian and Spanish Cuisine: Ravi Oley ^JG
18. Lawn Care: Ray King ^JG
19. Lewd Novels: Ray See ^C
20. How to Overcome Stress: Ray Lachs ^k
21. Some Like It Hot: Red Pepper ^p
22. Formal List: Reggie Stirr ^A
23. The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms ^JG
24. The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad ^JG
25. Well-Spoken Predictions: Rhett Oracle
26. Get to the Point!: Rhonda Bout ^s
27. I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd ^JG
28. Deflections: Rick O'Shea ^v:
29. Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw ^JG
30. Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke ^l
31. How to Succeed in School: Rita Book ⁿ
32. Armed Heists: Robin Banks
33. How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
34. As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar ^b
35. Gone Fishing: Rod Annette ⁸
36. Fish Story: Rod Enreel ^JG
37. Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco ^JG
38. Meeting Places: Ron DeVoo ^r
39. Go Away!: Ron Onhome ^JG
40. Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush ^JG
41. Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks ^JG
42. Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye ^JG
43. The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
44. Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves ^JG
45. Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout ^JG
46. The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges ^JG
47. Sandwich Making: Ryan Mayo ^JG

S

1. Late Nights: S. A. Due
2. Where She Sells Sea Shells: S. C. Shore
3. Stories in the Future: S. F. Writer
4. Will You Marry Me?: S. I. Will
5. Whip Me into Shape: S. M. Kinky
6. We all Need This!: S. N. Shall
7. Compendium of Useless Tidbits: S. O. Terrick ^JG
8. Spies Like Us: S. P. O'Nage ^JG
9. The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt
10. You Tell Me the Answer!: S. Q. Question
11. Ginger vs. Mary Ann: You Decide!: S. S. Minnow ^JG
12. Your Guess is as Good as Mine: S. T. Mate
13. Living on the Land: S. Tate ^C
14. Great New York City Hotels: S. X. House ^JG
15. Ready...Set...: Sadie Word ^JG
16. Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac
17. Get Out There!: Sally Forth
18. Latin Dances for Sheep: Sam Baa
19. Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco ^JG
20. Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony ^l
21. I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting ^JG
22. Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening
23. Dan Quayle's Englush Skils: Sammy Literate
24. Summer Vacation: Sandy and Shelley Beach ^B
25. Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo ^JG
26. Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum ^JG
27. All Alone: Saul E. Terry
28. Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties ^JG
29. How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free ^JG
30. Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard ^JG
31. Fancy Light Fixtures: Sean D'Olier ^v
32. Tailoring: Serge Soote ^JG
33. Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms ^l
34. Joys of Septic Tanks: Seth Poole ^JG
35. Full Moon: Seymour Buns
36. The Optician's Guide: Seymour Clearly ^A
37. Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts ^l
38. Let's see That Again!: Schlomo Replay
39. Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike ^JG
40. Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg
41. You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest
42. ...And Shut Up!: Sid Downe ^JG
43. Parting Shots: Sid Semper Tyrannis ^l
44. Circle Perimiter: Sir Cumference ^h
45. The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
46. Cough Medicine: Sir Upp ^C
47. Children's Songbook: Skip Tumalu ^JG
48. Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion ^JG
49. Too Rough: Soren Redd ^JG
50. The Senior Prom: Spike Drink ^JG
51. Make your Marriage Work: Stan Byerman ^z
52. Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp ^JG
53. West Coast Universities: Stan Ford ^JG
54. Making Explosives: Stan Wellback ^o
55. NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp ^JG
56. The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope ^JG
57. Working on the Docks: Steve Door
58. Manana: Stew Layt ^JG
59. Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
60. The French Chef: Sue Flay ^JG
61. The Big Wave: Sue Nami ^c
62. April Fool!: Sue Prize
63. Waste Water: Sue Ridgepipe ^v
64. Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane ^a
65. Foot Coverings: Susan Socks ^JG
66. It's Magic!: Sven Gali
67. Sectarian Conflicts: Sybil War

T

1. Why Must I Teach this Class?: T. A. Blues
2. That Nagging Cough: T. B. Carrier ^JG
3. Good Steak!: T. Bone ⁸
4. Not Saved By The Bell!: T. K. Ohh ^JG
5. It Aids Recovery: T. L. See ^JG
6. Needed to Make the Hot Drinks: T. Leaf ^A
7. Explosive Beverages: T. N. Tee
8. Dwelling Places of Some Native Americans: T. P. Tent ^JG
9. Too Bad For You!: T. S. Sucker ^JG
10. Golfer's Caffeine Source: T. T. Hott ^JG
11. Quick and Hot: T. V. Dinner ^JG
12. Revealing Secrets: T. Zing ^C
13. Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole ^JG
14. Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde ^JG
15. Coin Tossing: Taylor Hedd ^JG
16. Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull ⁸
17. Talkative Japanese: Terry Yaki
18. You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth ^JG
19. Trial Law: Tess Temoni ^JG
20. Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture ^l
21. Who is She?: Thad Gurl ^JG
22. Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants ^l
23. What Mephistopheles Did: Thelma Soul
24. Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
25. The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval ^JG
26. It's Springtime!: Theresa Green ^JG
27. Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob
28. Falling Trees: Tim Burr
29. My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum ^JG
30. Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
31. Keep them in Suspense: Toby Continued
32. Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk ^a
33. Wind Instruments: Tom Bone and O. Bowe ^y
34. Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk ^JG
35. Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn ^JG
36. Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids ^l
37. Ah, Thor!: Ty Till ⁷
38. Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces ^JG

U V

1. Great Jazz Pianists: U. B. Blake
2. Mortal Enemies: U. I. Cantstand ^JG
3. London Bridge is Falling Down...: U. K. Tourist
4. I Win!: U. Lose
5. Talk Is Cheap: U. N. Envoy ^JG
6. Income Tax Time: U. O. Money
7. Believe it or Not: U. R. Kidding ^JG
8. What's Green, Yet Does Not Grow?: U. S. Dollar
9. Good for Nothing: U. Sless ^A
10. The Best of Elmer Fudd: U. U. Wabbit
11. Red in the Face: U. V. Index
12. Jokes for All Occasions: U. Y. Sky ^JG
13. War Injuries I Have Seen: V. A. Hospital ^JG
14. Embarrassing Infectious Diseases: V. D. Clinic ^JG
15. Hitler's Beaten: V. E. Daye ^JG
16. MacArthur's Triumph: V. J. Daye ^JG
17. Dinner that Mooves You: V. L. Scallopini
18. Compact Cars of the World: V. W. Bugg ^JG
19. You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny
20. Avoid that Pedestrian!: Vera Way ^A
21. Winning the Race: Vic Tree
22. String Instruments: Viola Player
23. New Computer Games: Virgil Reality ^JG
24. Blowout!: Vlad Tire ^JG

W

1. Web Browsing Made Easy: W. W. Dotcom ^JG
2. Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago ^JG
3. Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall ^h
4. Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger ³
5. Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace
6. Woman in Danger!: Warner Quick
7. Downpour!: Wayne Dwops
8. Life in Chicago: Wendy City
9. That was Quick!: Wendy Dothat ^A
10. Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness ^JG
11. Just Say No: Will Power ^JG
12. Promises for Peace: Will Shake and Mae Kupp ^A
13. Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
14. Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast ^JG
15. Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
16. Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago ^b
17. If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum ³
18. Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp
19. Engineering Instructor: Wyatt Works ^JG

X Y Z

1. Be Your Best!: X. L. Lent ^JG
2. Rash Decisions I Have Made: X. M. Ah ^JG
3. Hot Under the Collar: X. O. Thermic ^JG
4. Hurry it Up!: X. P. Dite
5. The Healthy Way to Lose Weight: X. R. Size ^JG
6. Why Our Dumps are Filling Up: X. S. Waste
7. The Greatest Pleasure: X. T. See ^JG
8. Naughty Movies: X. X. Ecks
9. Secrets of Dermatology: X. Z. Mahh ^JG
10. Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath
11. That Woman Gives Me Deja-Vu: Xena Before ^A
12. It's Unfair!: Y. Me
13. The Wit and Wisdom of Chico Marx: Y. A. Duck ^JG
14. Lose Weight Now: Y. B. Phatt
15. Make the Ceiling Higher!: Y. C. Stars
16. Beans for Breakfast: Y. I. Toot
17. I Didn't Do It!: Y. M. Eyehere
18. Trail Guide to Yellowstone Park: Y. O. Ming ^JG
19. Get Up, Lazybones: Y. R. Yewsleeping ^JG
20. The Sayings of Homer Simpson: Y. U. Liddle ^JG
21. A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
22. Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari ^m
23. Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner
24. My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
25. More Beard than Music: Z. Z. Topp
26. It was Him!: Zoe Didit ^A

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