Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according
to author's last name. Please send suggestions to the above address. Many
of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along!
Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, IMHO, "improve" them,
but all submissions will be duly credited. Please try to keep them relatively
clean--"Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung is about as far as
I'm willing to go.
Feel free to inflict the list on your friends, but like others, I like
to be credited for the work I did to assemble this list.
This list has had a major infusion of names which begin with 2 initials,
based on a joint effort between John Gregory and myself. To better present
the names which are being punned on, the list has been reorganized in alphabetical
order of the first names and initials.
Car Talk maintains a long list of
"Staff Credits", which are more puns on names. Well worth the reading!
| 1. Ouch!: A. B. Stung | 51. Dirty Harry is... : Amanda B. Reckondwithz |
| 2. Electrical Wiring Made Easy: A. C. Deesey JG | 52. Not a Guitar!: Amanda Line |
| 3. In Year One: A. D. Calendar JG | 53. This is Not Optional: Amanda Tory |
| 4. My Boring Career: A. Drillerp | 54. A Tale of German Capital: Amber Lynn Cash |
| 5. Vowel Promissory Notes : A. E. I. O'You | 55. What is dinner?: Amelia Eatt |
| 6. Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert JG | 56. Not Very Expensive: Amir Pittance JG |
| 7. Singing Without An Orchestra: A. K. Pella JG | 57. My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer JG |
| 8. Dull Pain: A. KingA | 58. Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand |
| 9. Morning Radio: A. M. Effem JG | 59. What Anne Did with Her Pencils: Andrew Pictures |
| 10. The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse | 60. Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity |
| 11. Roger Wilco: A. O. Kaye JG | 61. Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover4 |
| 12. Bee Stings Are in the Hand of the Bee Holder: A. P. Airy JG | 62. The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty JG |
| 13. Let's Play Billiards: A. Q. Ball JG | 63. Unemployed: Anita Jobb |
| 14. The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold JG | 64. I Like Fish: Ann Chovie |
| 15. How To Get Attention: A. U. Overthere JG | 65. Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick6 |
| 16. Bird Brains: A. V. Airy JG | 66. Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teakn |
| 17. Who Cares?: A. Y. Nott JG | 67. National Songs: Ann Them |
| 18. Summer in the South: A. Z. N. Hott JG | 68. Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax3 |
| 19. Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee | 69. Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion8 |
| 20. How I Win Races: Aaron Quigley | 70. Snakes of the World: Anna Conda |
| 21. One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday JG | 71. Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log |
| 22. Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra JG | 72. Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia JG |
| 23. Where Monks Get Honey: Abbey Hive | 73. I Shoot Arrows: Anne Archer |
| 24. How to Say Goodbye to the Flower Girl: Abbey Zinnia | 74. Robots: Anne Droid |
| 25. My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo JG | 75. Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain f |
| 26. Drafted!: Abel Boddeed JG | 76. Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work JG |
| 27. I Want to Help: Abel N. Willina | 77. Home Alone III, The Sequel: Annie Buddyhome JG |
| 28. I'm not a Mutant: Abner Mallety JG | 78. Is that it?: Annie MooreA |
| 29. Large Pig Brassieres: Abraham D. Cupp | 79. Uncle Buck: Ant Lerzn |
| 30. Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baumo | 80. Bit on the Leg: Anton Marnies |
| 31. Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway JG | 81. My Frequently-Mended Garment: Apache Dress |
| 32. The Wall Failed and Caused a Flood: Adam Shame | 82. Oh, God, I'm Sorry: Apollo Jize |
| 33. I Love Mathematics: Adam Up | 83. May Flowers: April Showers |
| 34. Angry Commuters: Adelaide Train | 84. Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago |
| 35. Cry Wolf: Al Armist6 | 85. Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer |
| 36. Sea Birds: Al Batross6 | 86. The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologiei |
| 37. Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente | 87. Misunderstood: Art Tistic JG |
| 38. Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer JG | 88. The Empty Cookie Jar: Arthur Anymoreu |
| 39. New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky JG | 89. Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis JG |
| 40. It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity | 90. It's a Fake!: Artie Fishul C |
| 41. You Don't Understand?: Alex Plain | 91. Vegetable Arrangements: Arty Chokep |
| 42. Luxury Automobile: Alexis Carr | 92. Turkish Minerals: Asa Minerl |
| 43. Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco6 | 93. Light Brown Hair: Audrey Mauve Jeannies |
| 44. Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator | 94. It Blew Off My Hat!: Augusta Wind |
| 45. Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money6 | 95. How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize |
| 46. Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland JG | 96. Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum JG |
| 47. And the Other People: Allan Sundry | 97. Glitz and Bling: Austin Tay-Shuss |
| 48. I Love You!: Alma Hart | 98. What the Butler Saw: Ava Nutherluku |
| 49. Funny Astronomy Texts: Alma Jest | 99. The Paper Route: Avery Daye JG |
| 50. I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money JG | 100. Car Repairs: Axel Grease JG |
| 1. How to Make Honey: B. A. Beaman p | 25. I Love Wills: Benny Fishery |
| 2. Good for a Placemat: B. A. Degree JG | 26. Celebrate the End of Your Mortgage!: Bernadette Party |
| 3. Who Killed Cock Robin: B. B. Gunn JG | 27. The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv JG |
| 4. The Disco Craze: B. G. Singers JG | 28. Aircraft Maneuvers: Beryl Roll |
| 5. Golfer's Sandwich: B. L. Tee JG | 29. Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes JG |
| 6. Not a Moment to Spare: B. N. Time JG | 30. Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored |
| 7. Why Do People Avoid Me?: B. O. Problem JG | 31. Houses, Offices, and Apartments: Bill Ding |
| 8. Red Vegetables: B. Troot6 | 32. Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold k |
| 9. How to Go Broke Fast: B. X. Travagant JG | 33. House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme 6 |
| 10. A Stroll to First Base: Balfour Walker | 34. Monarch of the Swindlers: Bill King |
| 11. Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer JG | 35. Stories About Very Rich People: Billie O'Nair JA |
| 12. Songs for Children: Barbara Blacksheep JG | 36. What a Big Fire Does: Blaise Burns |
| 13. Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue JG | 37. Monkey Shines: Bob Boone |
| 14. Drink This Before the X-Ray: Barry Um | 38. Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples JG |
| 15. We Won 20-1!: Barry Um JG | 39. Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox JG |
| 16. Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender JG | 40. I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell |
| 17. The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee JG | 41. The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons JG |
| 18. Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve JG | 42. French Wine for Sex Symbols: Brigitte Bordeaux |
| 19. Counterfeiting: Beau Gus Cash | 43. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser |
| 20. Archery: Beau N. Arrowb | 44. Prevent Drowning: Buddy System JG |
| 21. Ringing Wet: Belinda WaterA | 45. The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner JG |
| 22. The Life of Quasimodo: Belle Ringer | 46. Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe |
| 23. Rich People: Belle Yenere i | 47. Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt JG |
| 24. Good Works: Ben Evolent6 | |
| 1. Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns m | 28. What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast JG |
| 2. The Peeping Tom: C. K. Undress JG | 29. When is Christmas?: Cindy Sember |
| 3. French Cheeses: Cam M. Bert | 30. I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant JG |
| 4. Feelings: Cara Lott JG | 31. Explaining it Better: Clara Fie |
| 5. Chocolate Treat Revolution!: Cara Melinda Barr | 32. Back Row of The Orchestra: Clara Nett JG |
| 6. Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin | 33. Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper JG |
| 7. How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm JG | 34. Destructive Cats: Claude Sofa |
| 8. Dinner's Ready!: Carmen Gettit A | 35. The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff |
| 9. The Men Who Dig For Cars: Carmine Carment | 36. House Plants: Clay Potts JG |
| 10. Meat Eaters: Carney Vore JG | 37. Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver JG |
| 11. Singing Solo: Carrie O'Kee B | 38. Rocket Launch: Cliff Toff |
| 12. Adding Flaming Decals to Vehicles: Carson Fire | 39. Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus JG |
| 13. Handsome, Charming, and... : Cary Smattic JG | 40. Sixteen Tons: Cole Minor |
| 14. Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit JG | 41. Take a Break!: Colin Sick |
| 15. We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better I | 42. Retirement: Collette Quits |
| 16. Jewish Egotists: Chaim Wonderful | 43. Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn l |
| 17. Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse | 44. Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies l |
| 18. Obscure Cooking Aids: Che Fingdish JG | 45. The Sheet She Wore to the Party: Connie Stoga JG |
| 19. Can He Do It?: Cherie Khan | 46. East Coast Universities: Cora Nell l |
| 20. I Am Very Helpful: Cheryl DeWitt | 47. Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment |
| 21. Sofa So Good: Chester Field | 48. That Night in the Ritzy Hotel: Costas Plenty |
| 22. Classical Grocery Shopping: Chopin Liszt l | 49. Foretelling the Future of Formal Dances: Crystal Ball |
| 23. The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe JG | 50. Vegetable Paintings: Currier Endives |
| 24. Perfect Cooking: Chris P. Bacon A | 51. Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod JG |
| 25. Fried Rodents: Chris Pratt | 52. Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis |
| 26. Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall | 53. Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling |
| 27. A Fortune-Teller's Disaster: Christobal Broken | 54. Wooden Percussion: Cy L'Phone A |
| 1. Perry Mason's Last Case: D. A. Zoffuss JG | 20. Racketeering: Dennis Court |
| 2. Garlic Gone Bad: D. K. Stinky | 21. Maple Molars: Dennis Tree |
| 3. The World's Last Days: D. N. Izneer | 22. Baby Mess-Trappers: Di Perrs A |
| 4. Didn't Make it to the Hospital: D. O. Way | 23. Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary 3 |
| 5. We're All Flakes: Dan Druff JG | 24. I'm Not Just Whistling: Dick See |
| 6. Shhh!: Danielle Soloud JG | 25. Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater |
| 7. Oddly-Behaving Waterfowl: Daphne Duck | 26. Clean Clothes Repel Men: Dieter Gents |
| 8. Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue JG | 27. Where I Got the Steaks: Dmitri Outside |
| 9. Tape Another Channel: David E. O. Recorder A | 28. Fistfights: Donny Brooke JG |
| 10. Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp JG | 29. Come on in!: Doris Open |
| 11. A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel JG | 30. Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves JG |
| 12. What Was Left After the Tornado: Deb Reese | 31. En Garde!: Drew Blood JG |
| 13. Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger JG | 32. Poisonous Plants: Dudley Nightshade JG |
| 14. The Realm of the Dead: Dee Seized C | 33. I Like Coffee: Duncan Doughnuts |
| 15. The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember JG | 34. Housework: Dustin Cook n |
| 16. Make Up Your Mind: Dee Side A | 35. Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes |
| 17. Banned Pesticides: Dee-Dee Tee | 36. Where's the Water?: Dwayne Dwight Out |
| 18. Good King Wenceslas: Deepan Crispin Even | 37. Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe JG |
| 19. Suntanned Legs: Denise R Brown A | |
| 1. Cheer for Your Team!: E. A. Hoo | 16. I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid JG |
| 2. How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit JG | 17. What I Do When I Get More Work: Emmet A. Groan |
| 3. Hard Cheese!: E. Dam A | 18. Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth JG |
| 4. Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse | 19. Why Tires aren't Flat: Erin Side |
| 5. A Great Plenty: E. Nuff | 20. Employment Handbook: Ernie Living JG |
| 6. How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money JG | 21. She Saw Him: Esau Her E |
| 7. Christmas Dinner is Over at Last: Ed Anuff A | 22. I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol |
| 8. And so on and so forth: Ed Nauseum x | 23. Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick |
| 9. I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down | 24. Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction JG |
| 10. Joe's a Politician: Eli Always | 25. Assault with Battery: Eva Ready |
| 11. Vertical Takeoff!: Ella Vator and Ella Copter | 26. Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist |
| 12. Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt JG | 27. Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate A |
| 13. How to Draw: Ellis Strait n | 28. Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho |
| 14. At Last, Thanksgiving Dinner Is Over!: Emile Eden | 29. Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady JG |
| 15. Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket JG | |
| 1. Good Gracious!: G. Whiz | 11. Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya JG |
| 2. I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp | 12. I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight |
| 3. Strong Winds: Gail Force JG | 13. Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd JG |
| 4. How to Introduce Yourself in French: Gemma Pelle | 14. We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run A |
| 5. Mensa Man: Gene Yuss | 15. The National Science Foundation: Grant Money JG |
| 6. How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee A | 16. Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes |
| 7. Gone With The Wind: George Uh JG | 17. Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious JG |
| 8. Try, Try Again: Getty Trite s | 18. Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett |
| 9. I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee JG | 19. The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial JG |
| 10. Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile a | 20. Laid Off!: Gwen Home JG |
| 1. The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs JG | 22. Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme JG |
| 2. Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh JG | 23. Funny Women: Hillary Uss. |
| 3. Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle o | 24. Human Resources Manager: Hiram N. Firem JG |
| 4. No Germans Here: Hans Frei | 25. Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze |
| 5. The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp JG | 26. Raptor-Shaped Flowers: Holly Hawks |
| 6. Get Moving, Slowpoke!: Harriet Upp | 27. Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood JG |
| 7. Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long | 28. Poetry in Baseball: Homer |
| 8. Toupee Embarrassment: Harrison Backwards | 29. Jockeying for Position: Horace Rider |
| 9. The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp JG | 30. Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know |
| 10. At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt JG | 31. I'm Fine: Howard Yu 2 |
| 11. Gangway!: Hedda Steam JG | 32. Chinese Apathy: Hu Cares |
| 12. Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho JG | 33. Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung |
| 13. I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth | 34. I Laugh at the Gods!: Hugh Briss |
| 14. Where the World is Going: Helena Handbasket | 35. Big Fart!: Hugh Jass |
| 15. In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer JG | 36. Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry |
| 16. Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick d | 37. Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe a |
| 17. A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore JG | 38. Parachuting: Hugo First |
| 18. I Grow Basil and Oregano: Herb Gardiner | 39. Midnight Patrol: Hugo Sair A |
| 19. The Posterior of a Woman: Herbie Hind | 40. No Camels Here!: Humphrey Zoo |
| 20. His Girl Thursday: Herman Friday | 41. Sure, I'm Crazy!: Hussein Anyway |
| 21. German Barbershops: Herr Kutt AJ | |
| 1. Rusty Bedsprings: I. P. Nightly | 11. No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse |
| 2. Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel | 12. Cloning: Irma Dubble II |
| 3. Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know | 13. What I Took: Irv Erginity JG |
| 4. The Garden State: Ida Hoe JG | 14. In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg |
| 5. Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver | 15. I Hit the Wall: Isadore There |
| 6. Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt JG | 16. I'm a Chatterbox!: Isaiah Lott |
| 7. I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous | 17. Why We Fall in Winter: Isis Slippery |
| 8. The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter JG | 18. I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi |
| 9. Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant | 19. My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse JG |
| 10. What I Need for the Chocolate Bugs Recipe: Ingrid E. Ants | 20. Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet JG |
| 1. Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder JG | 21. The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee JG |
| 2. Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde JG | 22. How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock JG |
| 3. Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch JG | 23. The Rowdy Crowd: Jocelyn Shove |
| 4. Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap l | 24. When to Apply the Heimlich Maneuver: Joe King |
| 5. The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary JG | 25. Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur |
| 6. I Cleaned Up this Town!: Janet Orr | 26. How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake JG |
| 7. Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks w | 27. Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee JG |
| 8. Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows JG | 28. Where Wolves: Juan F. Deepak |
| 9. What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel JG | 29. The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift JG |
| 10. The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator A | 30. Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton |
| 11. Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick s | 31. Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan A |
| 12. I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg JG | 32. The Friendly Bartender: Juana Beer s |
| 13. The History of the Nike Slogan: Jess DeWitt | 33. Life is a Trial: Judd Gement JG |
| 14. I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player JG | 34. The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy JG |
| 15. Birdwatching for Beginners: Jesse the Parrot E | 35. I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle |
| 16. From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian JG | 36. Measuring Musical Aptitude: Julie Yard |
| 17. Scattered Small Carpets: Jethro Rugg | 37. Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers A |
| 18. Party On, Dude: Jill Out JG | 38. I Need Insurance: Justin Case |
| 19. The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium JG | 39. Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time |
| 20. Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics g | 40. Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens JG |
| 1. Get Off Your Butt and Work!: Lacey Bones | 22. Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand JG |
| 2. Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle JG | 23. Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha JG |
| 3. Not a Lasso!: Larry Ett | 24. Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr JG |
| 4. Honest Citizen: Laura Byder A | 25. Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya JG |
| 5. Crackdown: Lauren Order JG | 26. I Love Fractions: Lois Denominator |
| 6. Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate JG | 27. How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore n |
| 7. I Guide Large Vehicles in England: Laurie Driver | 28. What He Will Do to the Grass: Lonnie Mowat |
| 8. Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk | 29. Scots in the Desert: Lorna Dune |
| 9. Tight Situation: Leah Tard JG | 30. Good Housekeeping: Lotta Dust |
| 10. More Mindless Violence: Lee Fullweapon A | 31. Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze JG |
| 11. You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette b | 32. Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana JG |
| 12. The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King | 33. Hawaiian Parties are Amazing!: Lou Wow |
| 13. Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker JG | 34. Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr JG |
| 14. Gay Vegetables: Les Bean | 35. The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear JG |
| 15. The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor JG | 36. He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles |
| 16. Bad Investment: Les Riches j | 37. Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic JG |
| 17. James Fenimore Cooper: Lester Moe Hickens s | 38. Tabletop Occultism: Luigi Board |
| 18. Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation l | 39. Danger!: Luke Out |
| 19. A Dictionary of Swindles: Lexi Kahn | 40. Not So Hot: Luke Warm JG |
| 20. Heat Makes Me Rise: Libby Dough | 41. Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum |
| 21. Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard JG | |
| 1. Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel | 39. Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower JG |
| 2. Enforcing Discipline in the Army: M. P. Copps | 40. Continental Recipes: May O'Nez C |
| 3. Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pyre C | 41. Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise |
| 4. Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank | 42. Computer Memories: Meg Abight 7 |
| 5. Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late JG | 43. It Won't Work!: Mel Function JG |
| 6. Makeup for Thin People: Mabel Leen B | 44. Irish Soap Operas: Mel O'Drama A |
| 7. You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup JG | 45. Caught in a Cyclone: Mel Strom s |
| 8. Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni p | 46. Why I Like Cantaloupe: Melanie Flavour |
| 9. Round the World: Madge Ellen 7 | 47. Specialty Winemaker: Merle O. Vintner |
| 10. It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination JG | 48. Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright JG |
| 11. Shamans and Witch Doctors: Madison Menn | 49. Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed j |
| 12. I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate 1 | 50. Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes |
| 13. Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem | 51. Why I Can Open the Lock: Mikey Fitz |
| 14. I'm not a happy camper!: Malcolm Tent | 52. Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away |
| 15. I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour | 53. Stories About Rich People: Millie O'Nair JA |
| 16. Personal Best: Marco DeStinction JG | 54. When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant JG |
| 17. The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent JG | 55. Life in the Army: Millie Terry and Reggie Mantle |
| 18. Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D. | 56. Why I Failed Math: Milo Grades |
| 19. Don't Cry for Me: Marge and Tina | 57. Between Ohio and Illinois: Mindy Anna Borders |
| 20. Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste | 58. Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds l |
| 21. Where to park your boat: Marina Dock | 59. Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota JG |
| 22. Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste JG | 60. When You Find Mr. Right: Miriam Quick |
| 23. Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp JG | 61. Long Walk: Miss D. Bus j |
| 24. The Letter Z: Marko Zorro | 62. Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps |
| 25. Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts JG | 63. Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan JG |
| 26. Military Rule: Marshall Law | 64. Cut the Grass!: Moe Lawn |
| 27. Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants JG | 65. Ohh, the Pain, the Pain!: Moe N. Groan |
| 28. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas | 66. The Porn Queen: Mona Lott JG |
| 29. Nice Hotels: Mary Ott i | 67. My French Lover: Mona Moore |
| 30. How to Type Squiggles: Matilda Key | 68. Gambling: Monty Carlos |
| 31. I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore JG | 69. Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma |
| 32. Fire Me Up!: Matt Chez t | 70. No More Rifles!: Morgan Control JG |
| 33. Home Decorating: Matt Emulsion v | 71. The Gift of Life: Morgan Donation |
| 34. Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish JG | 72. I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier |
| 35. Very Precise: Matt Iculous A | 73. A Reaction to Your Absence: Mrs. Yu |
| 36. Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story | 74. Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn b |
| 37. The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports JG | 75. Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw JG |
| 38. More for Your Money: Max Amize 3 | 76. French Cars: Myra Neault k |
| 1. The Well-Appointed Irish Veranda: Paddy O'FurnitureJA | 23. The Bog: Pete Maas JG |
| 2. What We Need to Play Bridge: Paco Cards | 24. In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott JG |
| 3. How to Read a Book: Paige Turner n | 25. A Trail in the Sand: Peter Dragon JG |
| 4. The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz JG | 26. Slowly Fades: Peter Out A |
| 5. Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight 1 | 27. Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia l |
| 6. What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent JG | 28. The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup JG |
| 7. Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture JG | 29. All About Orchestras: Phil Harmonic |
| 8. Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer | 30. Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron |
| 9. Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion | 31. The Polarization Process: Phil Terrout A |
| 10. Tug of War: Paul Hard | 32. Unclean!: Phil Thee |
| 11. Corporate Regulations: Paula C. Maker | 33. We Have No Use for the Fine Arts: Phyllis Stein |
| 12. Maritime Rules: Paula See i | 34. Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn JG |
| 13. The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg JG | 35. Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester |
| 14. Save Your Money!: Peggy Bank | 36. Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle |
| 15. The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin JG | 37. How to Cook a Steak: Porter House n |
| 16. Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher k | 38. Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed |
| 17. Herbally Yours: Penny Royal w | 39. Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts l |
| 18. Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney JG | 40. Long, Green Vegetables, Vol 1: Q. Cumber |
| 19. The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz JG | 41. Find Another Lonely Heart: Q. Pid A |
| 20. Oppression of the Masses: Percy Kyution A | 42. Chance Encounter at the Ball: Quincy Dance |
| 21. Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal JG | 43. The Very Model of a Modern Major General: Quinn Tessence JG |
| 22. Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika JG | 44. Third of Five: Quinn Tuplet |
| 1. Nail in the Bannister: R. Stornoff | 23. How to Succeed in School: Rita Book n |
| 2. Bigotry: Rachel Intolerance | 24. Charlie and the Chocolate EXTERMINATE!: Roald Dahlek |
| 3. How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway JG | 25. Uncooked Proto-Soup: Rob Roth |
| 4. Indian, Italian and Spanish Cuisine: Ravi Oley JG | 26. Armed Heists: Robin Banks |
| 5. Nobly Radioactive: Ray Don Gas | 27. How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele |
| 6. Lawn Care: Ray King JG | 28. As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar b |
| 7. How to Overcome Stress: Ray Lachs k | 29. Gone Fishing: Rod Annette 8 |
| 8. Fundraising: Ray Samani | 30. Fish Story: Rod Enreel JG |
| 9. Lewd Novels: Ray See C | 31. Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco JG |
| 10. Some Like It Hot: Red Pepper p | 32. World of Bread: Roland Loaf |
| 11. About Army Units: Reggie Mantle | 33. Meeting Places: Ron DeVoo r |
| 12. Formal List: Reggie Stirr A | 34. Go Away!: Ron Onhome JG |
| 13. The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms JG | 35. Baby Lions: Rory Kubbs |
| 14. The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad JG | 36. Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush JG |
| 15. Well-Spoken Predictions: Rhett Oracle | 37. Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks JG |
| 16. Flowering Bushes: Rhoda Dendron | 38. What Geologists Study: Roxanne Minerals |
| 17. Get to the Point!: Rhonda Bout s | 39. Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye JG |
| 18. I'm Exhausted!: Rhonda Marathon | 40. The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick |
| 19. I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd JG | 41. Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves JG |
| 20. Deflections: Rick O'Shea v | 42. Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout JG |
| 21. Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw JG | 43. The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges JG |
| 22. Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke l | 44. Sandwich Making: Ryan Mayo JG |
| 1. Ready...Set...: Sadie Word JG | 32. The King of Russian Entertainment: Sid C Czar |
| 2. Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac | 33. ...And Shut Up!: Sid Downe JG |
| 3. Get Out There!: Sally Forth | 34. Circle Perimeter: Sir Cumference h |
| 4. Lizards of Fire: Sally Mander JA | 35. Smooth Operator: Sir John Cutter |
| 5. Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening | 36. The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver |
| 6. Latin Dances for Sheep: Sam Baa | 37. Cough Medicine: Sir Upp C |
| 7. Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco JG | 38. Children's Songbook: Skip Tumalu JG |
| 8. Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony l | 39. Deceleration: Sloane Down |
| 9. I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting JG | 40. Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion JG |
| 10. A Warrior's Whiskey: Sam U. Rye | 41. Too Rough: Soren Redd JG |
| 11. Dan Quayle's Englush Skils: Sammy Literate | 42. The Senior Prom: Spike Drink JG |
| 12. Summer Vacation: Sandy and Shelley Beach B | 43. Make your Marriage Work: Stan Byerman z |
| 13. Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo JG | 44. Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp JG |
| 14. Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum JG | 45. West Coast Universities: Stan Ford JG |
| 15. All Alone: Saul E. Terry | 46. Making Explosives: Stan Wellback o |
| 16. Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties JG | 47. NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp JG |
| 17. Let's see That Again!: Schlomo Replay | 48. The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope JG |
| 18. How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free JG | 49. Working on the Docks: Steve Door |
| 19. Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard JG | 50. Manana: Stew Layt JG |
| 20. Fancy Light Fixtures: Sean D'Olier v | 51. Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts |
| 21. Keeping Electronics Safe: Serge Protector | 52. Fake Names in the Fabric Industry: Sue Denim |
| 22. Tailoring: Serge Soote JG | 53. The French Chef: Sue Flay JG |
| 23. Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms l | 54. Long, Green Vegetables, Vol 2: Sue Keeny |
| 24. Joys of Septic Tanks: Seth Poole JG | 55. The Big Wave: Sue Nami c |
| 25. Full Moon: Seymour Buns | 56. April Fool!: Sue Prize |
| 26. Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts l | 57. Waste Water: Sue Ridgepipe v |
| 27. The Optician's Guide: Seymour Clearly A | 58. Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane a |
| 28. Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike JG | 59. Foot Coverings: Susan Socks JG |
| 29. Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg | 60. It's Magic!: Sven Gali |
| 30. What's Going to be Happening Around the Mountain?: Shelby Coming | 61. Sectarian Conflicts: Sybil War |
| 31. You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest | |
| 1. Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole JG | 19. Falling Trees: Tim Burr |
| 2. What the Sun Does to Your Skin: Tanya Brown | 20. My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum JG |
| 3. Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde JG | 21. Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg |
| 4. Coin Tossing: Taylor Hedd JG | 22. Keep them in Suspense: Toby Continued |
| 5. Rapid Hemming and Stitching: Taylor Swift | 23. Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk a |
| 6. Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull 8 | 24. Wind Instruments: Tom Bone and O. Bowe y |
| 7. You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth JG | 25. The Next Day: Tom Morrow |
| 8. Talkative Japanese: Terry Yaki | 26. Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk JG |
| 9. Trial Law: Tess Temoni JG | 27. Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn JG |
| 10. Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture l | 28. I've Tasted Bad Beverages, But This Is a …: Travis Tea |
| 11. Who is She?: Thad Gurl JG | 29. Turkish Cattle: Tristan Bull |
| 12. Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants l | 30. Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids l |
| 13. Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale | 31. Monday Solder: Tuesday Weld |
| 14. What Mephistopheles Did: Thelma Soul | 32. Ah, Thor!: Ty Till 7 |
| 15. How We Used to Shorten Trouser Legs: Theo Hemingway | 33. Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces JG |
| 16. The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval JG | 34. Great Jazz Pianists: U. B. Blake |
| 17. It's Springtime!: Theresa Green JG | 35. I Win!: U. Lose |
| 18. Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob | |
| 1. Why Clothing is Required in India: Vanessa Sari | 21. Promises for Peace: Will Shake and Mae Kupp A |
| 2. You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny | 22. Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant |
| 3. Avoid that Pedestrian!: Vera Way A | 23. Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast JG |
| 4. Winning the Race: Vic Tree | 24. Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant |
| 5. Sour Drinks Make Me Growl: Vinnie Grrr | 25. Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago b |
| 6. String Instruments: Viola Player | 26. How to Succeed at Craps: Winona Seven |
| 7. New Computer Games: Virgil Reality JG | 27. If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum 3 |
| 8. Blowout!: Vlad Tire JG | 28. Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp |
| 9. The Cloning Service: W. Today | 29. Engineering Instructor: Wyatt Works JG |
| 10. Down the Drain: W.C. Flush | 30. Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath |
| 11. Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago JG | 31. That Woman Gives Me Deja-Vu: Xena Before A |
| 12. Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall h | 32. It's Unfair!: Y. Me |
| 13. Woman in Danger!: Warner Quick | 33. A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain |
| 14. Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger 3 | 34. I Fly Da Plane: Yolanda Plane |
| 15. Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace | 35. Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari m |
| 16. Downpour!: Wayne Dwops | 36. Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner |
| 17. Life in Chicago: Wendy City | 37. My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough |
| 18. That was Quick!: Wendy Dothat A | 38. I Frighten Your Pets: Yvettes Office |
| 19. Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness JG | 39. Why is the Elephant on the Chair?: Zeke Amos |
| 20. Just Say No: Will Power JG | 40. It was Him!: Zoe Didit A |