The Canonical List of Punny Book Titles

Compiled by Harold Reynolds.

Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author's last name. Please send suggestions to the above address. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along! Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, IMHO, "improve" them, but all submissions will be duly credited. Please try to keep them relatively clean--"Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung is about as far as I'm willing to go.

Feel free to inflict the list on your friends, but like others, I like to be credited for the work I did to assemble this list.

Many thanks to John Gregory, who provided more than half of the entries from his collection of related puns. He practically owns it!

This list has had a major infusion of names which begin with 2 initials, based on a joint effort between John Gregory and myself. To better present the names which are being punned on, the list has been reorganized in alphabetical order of the first names and initials.

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A Titles

1. Ouch!: A. B. Stung 48. Not a Guitar!: Amanda Line
2. Electrical Wiring Made Easy: A. C. Deesey JG 49. This is Not Optional: Amanda Tory
3. In Year One: A. D. Calendar JG 50. German Capital: Amber Lynn Cash
4. My Boring Career: A. Drillerp 51. What is dinner?: Amelia Eatt
5. Vowel Promissory Notes : A. E. I. O'You 52. Not Very Expensive: Amir Pittance JG
6. Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert JG 53. My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer JG
7. Singing Without An Orchestra: A. K. Pella JG 54. Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
8. Dull Pain: A. KingA 55. What Anne Did with Her Pencils: Andrew Pictures
9. Morning Radio: A. M. Effem JG 56. Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
10. The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse 57. Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover4
11. Roger Wilco: A. O. Kaye JG 58. The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty JG
12. Bee Stings Are in the Hand of the Bee Holder: A. P. Airy JG 59. Unemployed: Anita Jobb
13. Let's Play Billiards: A. Q. Ball JG 60. I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
14. The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold JG 61. Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick6
15. How To Get Attention: A. U. Overthere JG 62. Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teakn
16. Bird Brains: A. V. Airy JG 63. Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax3
17. Who Cares?: A. Y. Nott JG 64. Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion8
18. Summer in the South: A. Z. N. Hott JG 65. Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
19. Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee 66. Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
20. How I Win Races: Aaron Quigley 67. Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia JG
21. One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday JG 68. I Shoot Arrows: Anne Archer
22. Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra JG 69. Robots: Anne Droid
23. My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo JG 70. Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain f
24. Drafted!: Abel Boddeed JG 71. Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work JG
25. I Want to Help: Abel N. Willina 72. Home Alone III, The Sequel: Annie Buddyhome JG
26. I'm not a Mutant: Abner Mallety JG 73. Is that it?: Annie MooreA
27. Large Pig Brassieres: Abraham D. Cupp 74. Uncle Buck: Ant Lerzn
28. Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baumo 75. Bit on the Leg: Anton Marnies
29. Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway JG 76. Oh, God, I'm Sorry: Apollo Jize
30. The Wall Failed and Caused a Flood: Adam Shame 77. May Flowers: April Showers
31. I Love Mathematics: Adam Up 78. Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
32. Cry Wolf: Al Armist6 79. Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
33. Sea Birds: Al Batross6 80. The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologiei
34. Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente 81. Misunderstood: Art Tistic JG
35. Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer JG 82. The Empty Cookie Jar: Arthur Anymoreu
36. New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky JG 83. Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis JG
37. It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity 84. It's a Fake!: Artie Fishul C
38. Luxury Automobile: Alexis Carr 85. Vegetable Arrangements: Arty Chokep
39. Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco6 86. Turkish Minerals: Asa Minerl
40. Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator 87. Light Brown Hair: Audrey Mauve Jeannies
41. Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money6 88. It Blew Off My Hat!: Augusta Wind
42. Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland JG 89. How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize
43. And the Other People: Allan Sundry 90. Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum JG
44. I Love You!: Alma Hart 91. Glitz and Bling: Austin Tay-Shuss
45. Funny Astronomy Texts: Alma Jest 92. What the Butler Saw: Ava Nutherluku
46. I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money JG 93. The Paper Route: Avery Daye JG
47. Dirty Harry is... : Amanda B. Reckondwithz 94. Car Repairs: Axel Grease JG

B Titles

1. How to Make Honey: B. A. Beaman p 21. Rich People: Belle Yenere i
2. Good for a Placemat: B. A. Degree JG 22. Good Works: Ben Evolent6
3. Who Killed Cock Robin: B. B. Gunn JG 23. I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
4. The Disco Craze: B. G. Singers JG 24. Celebrate the End of Your Mortgage!: Bernadette Party
5. Golfer's Sandwich: B. L. Tee JG 25. The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv JG
6. Not a Moment to Spare: B. N. Time JG 26. Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes JG
7. Why Do People Avoid Me?: B. O. Problem JG 27. Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored
8. Red Vegetables: B. Troot6 28. Houses, Offices, and Apartments: Bill Ding
9. How to Go Broke Fast: B. X. Travagant JG 29. Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold k
10. Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer JG 30. House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme 6
11. Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep JG 31. Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
12. Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue JG 32. Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples JG
13. Drink this before the X-Ray: Barry Um 33. Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox JG
14. We Won 20-1!: Barry Um JG 34. I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
15. Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender JG 35. The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons JG
16. The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee JG 36. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
17. Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve JG 37. Prevent Drowning: Buddy System JG
18. Archery: Beau N. Arrowb 38. The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner JG
19. Ringing Wet: Belinda WaterA 39. Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe
20. The Life of Quasimodo: Belle Ringer 40. Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt JG

C Titles

1. Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns m 24. Explaining it Better: Clara Fie
2. The Peeping Tom: C. K. Undress JG 25. Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett JG
3. French Cheeses: Cam M. Bert 26. Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper JG
4. Feelings: Cara Lott JG 27. Destructive Cats: Claude Sofa
5. Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin 28. The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff
6. How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm JG 29. House Plants: Clay Potts JG
7. Dinner's Ready!: Carmen Gettit A 30. Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver JG
8. Meat Eaters: Carney Vore JG 31. Rocket Launch: Cliff Toff
9. Singing Solo: Carrie O'Kee B 32. Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus JG
10. Handsome, Charming, and... : Cary Smattic JG 33. Take a Break!: Colin Sick
11. Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit JG 34. Retirement: Collette Quits
12. We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better I 35. Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn l
13. Jewish Egotists: Chaim Wonderful 36. Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies l
14. Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse 37. The Sheet She Wore to the Party: Connie Stoga JG
15. Obscure Cooking Aids: Che Fingdish JG 38. East Coast Universities: Cora Nell l
16. Sofa so Good: Chester Field 39. Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
17. Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt l 40. Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball JG
18. The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe JG 41. Vegetable Paintings: Currier Endives.
19. Perfect Cooking: Chris P. Bacon A 42. Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod JG
20. Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall 43. Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis
21. A Fortune-Teller's Disaster: Christobal Broken 44. Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
22. What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast JG 45. Wooden Percussion: Cy L'Phone A
23. I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant JG  

D Titles

1. Perry Mason's Last Case: D. A. Zoffuss JG 16. Suntanned Legs: Denise R Brown A
2. Garlic Gone Bad: D. K. Stinky 17. Racketeering: Dennis Court
3. The World's Last Days: D. N. Izneer 18. Baby Mess-Trappers: Di Perrs A
4. Didn't Make it to the Hospital: D. O. Way 19. Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary 3
5. We're All Flakes: Dan Druff JG 20. Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
6. Shhh!: Danielle Soloud JG 21. Fistfights: Donny Brooke JG
7. Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue JG 22. Come on in!: Doris Open
8. Tape Another Channel: David E. O. Recorder A 23. Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves JG
9. Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp JG 24. En Garde!: Drew Blood JG
10. A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel JG 25. Poisonous Plants: Dudley Nightshade JG
11. Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger JG 26. I Like Coffee: Duncan Doughnuts
12. The Realm of the Dead: Dee Seized C 27. Housework: Dustin Cook n
13. The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember JG 28. Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
14. Make Up Your Mind: Dee Side A 29. Where's the Water?: Dwayne Dwight Out
15. Banned Pesticides: Dee-Dee Tee 30. Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe JG

E Titles

1. Cheer for Your Team!: E. A. Hoo 15. I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid JG
2. How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit JG 16. What I Do When I Get More Work: Emmet A. Groan
3. Hard Cheese!: E. Dam A 17. Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth JG
4. Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse 18. Why Tires aren't Flat: Erin Side
5. A Great Plenty: E. Nuff 19. Employment Handbook: Ernie Living JG
6. How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money JG 20. She Saw Him: Esau Her E
7. Christmas Dinner is Over at Last: Ed Anuff A 21. I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol
8. And so on and so forth: Ed Nauseum x 22. Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick
9. I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down 23. Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction JG
10. Joe's a Politician: Eli Always 24. Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
11. Vertical Takeoff!: Ella Vator and Ella Copter 25. Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist
12. Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt JG 26. Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate A
13. How to Draw: Ellis Strait n 27. Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
14. Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket JG 28. Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady JG

F Titles

1. Animal Scents: Farrah Mones JG 7. French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
2. Not Near: Farrah Way 8. Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
3. Look Younger: Fay Slift JG 9. To be Honest: Frank Lee a
4. How My Cat Keeps Himself Clean: Felix Himself 10. I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion 2
5. Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist JG 11. The Great Escape: Freida Convict
6. Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar JG  

G Titles

1. Good gracious!: G. Whiz 11. I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
2. I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp 12. Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd JG
3. Strong Winds: Gail Force JG 13. We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run A
4. Mensa Man: Gene Yuss 14. The National Science Foundation: Grant Money JG
5. How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee A 15. Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
6. Gone With The Wind: George Uh JG 16. Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious JG
7. Try, Try Again: Getty Trite s 17. Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
8. I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee JG 18. The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial JG
9. Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile a 19. Laid Off!: Gwen Home JG
10. Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya JG  

H Titles

1. The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs JG 20. Funny Women: Hillary Uss.
2. Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh JG 21. Human Resources Manager: Hiram N. Firem JG
3. Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle o 22. Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze
4. No Germans Here: Hans Frey 23. Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood JG
5. The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp JG 24. Poetry in Baseball: Homer
6. Get Moving, Slowpoke!: Harriet Upp 25. Jockeying for Position: Horace Rider
7. Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long 26. Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
8. Toupee Embarrassment: Harrison Backwards 27. I'm Fine: Howard Yu 2
9. The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp JG 28. Chinese Apathy: Hu Cares
10. At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt JG 29. Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
11. Gangway!: Hedda Steam JG 30. I Laugh at the Gods!: Hugh Briss
12. Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho JG 31. Big Fart!: Hugh Jass
13. I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth 32. Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry
14. Where the World is Going: Helena Handbasket 33. Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe a
15. In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer JG 34. Parachuting: Hugo First
16. Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick d 35. Midnight Patrol: Hugo Sair A
17. A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore JG 36. No Camels Here!: Humphrey Zoo
18. His Girl Thursday: Herman Friday 37. Sure, I'm Crazy!: Hussein Anyway
19. Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme JG  

I Titles

1. Rusty Bedsprings: I. P. Nightly 11. No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse
2. Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel 12. Cloning: Irma Dubble II
3. Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know 13. What I Took: Irv Erginity JG
4. The Garden State: Ida Hoe JG 14. In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg
5. Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver 15. I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
6. Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt JG 16. Why We Fall in Winter: Isis Slippery
7. I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous 17. I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
8. The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter JG 18. My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse JG
9. Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant 19. Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet JG
10. What I Need for the Recipe: Ingrid E. Ants  

J Titles

1. Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder JG 19. The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee JG
2. Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde JG 20. How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock JG
3. Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch JG 21. Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
4. Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap l 22. How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake JG
5. The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary JG 23. Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee JG
6. Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks w 24. Where Wolves: Juan F. Deepak
7. Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows JG 25. The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift JG
8. What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel JG 26. Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
9. The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator A 27. Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan A
10. Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick s 28. The Friendly Bartender: Juana Beer s
11. I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg JG 29. Life is a Trial: Judd Gement JG
12. The History of the Nike Slogan: Jess DeWitt 30. The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy JG
13. I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player JG 31. I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
14. Birdwatching for Beginners: Jesse the Parrot E 32. Measuring Musical Aptitude: Julie Yard
15. From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian JG 33. Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers A
16. Party On, Dude: Jill Out JG 34. I Need Insurance: Justin Case
17. The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium JG 35. Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
18. Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics g 36. Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens JG

K Titles

1. The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat JG 9. Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
2. Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie Didd JG 10. Don't Let Me Stop You: Kerry Onn A
3. After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate JG 11. Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono JG
4. Measles Collision!: Kay Rash 12. A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
5. Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion JG 13. The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite l
6. Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport JG 14. Pressure Relief: Korsetsov p
7. A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt JG 15. No: Kurt Reply JG
8. Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt JG  

L Titles

1. Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle JG 19. Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha JG
2. Not a Lasso!: Larry Ett 20. Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr JG
3. Honest Citizen: Laura Byder A 21. Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya JG
4. Crackdown: Lauren Order JG 22. I Love Fractions: Lois Denominator
5. Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate JG 23. How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore n
6. Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk 24. Scots in the Desert: Lorna Dune
7. Tight Situation: Leah Tard JG 25. Good Housekeeping: Lotta Dust
8. More Mindless Violence: Lee Fullweapon A 26. Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze JG
9. You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette b 27. Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana JG
10. The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King 28. Hawaiian Parties are Amazing!: Lou Wow
11. Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker JG 29. Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr JG
12. The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor JG 30. The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear JG
13. Bad Investment: Les Riches j 31. He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
14. James Fenimore Cooper: Lester Moe Hickens s 32. Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic JG
15. Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation l 33. Tabletop Occultism: Luigi Board
16. A Dictionary of Swindles: Lexi Conn 34. Danger!: Luke Out
17. Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard JG 35. Not So Hot: Luke Warm JG
18. Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand JG 36. Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum

M Titles

1. Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel 36. Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
2. Enforcing Discipline in the Army: M. P. Copps 37. The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports JG
3. Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pyre C 38. More for Your Money: Max Amize 3
4. Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank 39. Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower JG
5. Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late JG 40. Continental Recipes : May O'Nez C
6. Makeup for Thin People: Mabel Leen B 41. Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
7. You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup JG 42. Computer Memories: Meg Abight 7
8. Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni p 43. It Won't Work!: Mel Function JG
9. Round the World: Madge Ellen 7 44. Irish Soap Operas: Mel O'Drama A
10. It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination JG 45. Caught in a Cyclone: Mel Strom s
11. Shamans and Witch Doctors: Madison Menn 46. Why I Like Cantaloupe: Melanie Flavour
12. I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate 1 47. Specialty Winemaker: Merle O. Vintner
13. Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem 48. Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright JG
14. I'm not a happy camper!: Malcolm Tent 49. Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed j
15. I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour 50. Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
16. Personal Best: Marco DeStinction JG 51. Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
17. The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent JG 52. When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant JG
18. Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D. 53. Why I Failed Math: Milo Grades
19. Don't Cry for Me: Marge and Tina 54. Between Ohio and Illinois: Mindy Anna Borders
20. Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste 55. Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds l
21. Where to park your boat: Marina Dock 56. Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota JG
22. Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste JG 57. Long Walk: Miss D. Bus j
23. Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp JG 58. Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
24. The Letter Z: Marko Zorro 59. Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan JG
25. Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts JG 60. Cut the Grass!: Moe Lawn
26. Military Rule: Marshall Law 61. Ohh, the Pain, the Pain!: Moe N. Groan
27. Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants JG 62. The Porn Queen: Mona Lott JG
28. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas 63. Gambling: Monty Carlos
29. Nice Hotels: Mary Ott i 64. Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
30. How to Type Squiggles: Matilda Key 65. No More Rifles!: Morgan Control JG
31. I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore JG 66. The Gift of Life: Morgan Donation
32. Fire Me Up!: Matt Chez t 67. I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
33. Home Decorating: Matt Emulsion v 68. Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn b
34. Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish JG 69. Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw JG
35. Very Precise: Matt Iculous A 70. French Cars: Myra Neault k

N Titles

1. I Disagree With That!: N. A. Sayer 10. Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen JG
2. Hypnotism: N. Tranced 11. It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
3. Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud 12. Dull Razor: Nick Shaving JG
4. East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett JG 13. Political Correctness: Noah Fence s
5. American College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay JG 14. My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
6. Date on a Beach: Nash Carr 15. The Great Flood: Noah Zark JG
7. Ready to Party: Natalie Dressed 16. I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven
8. The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation l 17. Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee
9. Ready for Knighthood: Neil Downe JG  

O Titles

1. I'm Always Hungry: O. B. City JG 9. Season Tickets: Oprah Maven l
2. Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets 10. Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor l
3. Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory l 11. Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy JG
4. The Peace Mission: Olive Branch JG 12. Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
5. Without Warning: Oliver Sudden 13. I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
6. Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah JG 14. The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
7. Surprised!: Omar Gosh 15. He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
8. The Empath: Ophelia Sadness JG 16. Money Management: Owen Cash o

PQ Titles

1. What We Need to Play Bridge: Paco Cards 22. The Bog: Pete Maas JG
2. How to Read a Book: Paige Turner n 23. In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott JG
3. The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz JG 24. A Trail in the Sand: Peter Dragon JG
4. Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight 1 25. Slowly Fades: Peter Out A
5. What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent JG 26. Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia l
6. Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture JG 27. The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup JG
7. Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer 28. All About Orchestras: Phil Harmonic
8. Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion 29. Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
9. Tug of War: Paul Hard 30. The Polarization Process: Phil Terrout A
10. Corporate Regulations: Paula C. Maker 31. Unclean!: Phil Thee
11. Maritime Rules: Paula See i 32. We Have No Use for the Fine Arts: Phyllis Stein
12. The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg JG 33. Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn JG
13. Save Your Money!: Peggy Bank 34. Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester
14. The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin JG 35. Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle
15. Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher k 36. How to Cook a Steak: Porter House n
16. Herbally Yours: Penny Royal w 37. Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
17. Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney JG 38. Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts l
18. The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz JG 39. Long, Green Vegetables, Vol 1: Q. Cumber
19. Oppression of the Masses: Percy Kyution A 40. Find Another Lonely Heart: Q. Pid A
20. Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal JG 41. The Very Model of a Modern Major General: Quinn Tessence JG
21. Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika JG 42. Third of Five: Quinn Tuplet

R Titles

1. Nail in the Bannister: R. Stornoff 21. Charlie and the Chocolate EXTERMINATE!: Roald Dahlek
2. Bigotry: Rachel Intolerance 22. Uncooked Proto-Soup: Rob Roth
3. How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway JG 23. Armed Heists: Robin Banks
4. Indian, Italian and Spanish Cuisine: Ravi Oley JG 24. How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
5. Lawn Care: Ray King JG 25. As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar b
6. How to Overcome Stress: Ray Lachs k 26. Gone Fishing: Rod Annette 8
7. Lewd Novels: Ray See C 27. Fish Story: Rod Enreel JG
8. Some Like It Hot: Red Pepper p 28. Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco JG
9. Formal List: Reggie Stirr A 29. Meeting Places: Ron DeVoo r
10. The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms JG 30. Go Away!: Ron Onhome JG
11. The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad JG 31. Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush JG
12. Well-Spoken Predictions: Rhett Oracle 32. Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks JG
13. Flowering Bushes: Rhoda Dendron 33. What Geologists Study: Roxanne Minerals
14. Get to the Point!: Rhonda Bout s 34. Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye JG
15. I'm Exhausted!: Rhonda Marathon 35. The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
16. I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd JG 36. Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves JG
17. Deflections: Rick O'Shea v 37. Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout JG
18. Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw JG 38. The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges JG
19. Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke l 39. Sandwich Making: Ryan Mayo JG
20. How to Succeed in School: Rita Book n  

S Titles

1. Ready...Set...: Sadie Word JG 30. ...And Shut Up!: Sid Downe JG
2. Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac 31. Circle Perimeter: Sir Cumference h
3. Get Out There!: Sally Forth 32. Smooth Operator: Sir John Cutter
4. Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening 33. The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
5. Latin Dances for Sheep: Sam Baa 34. Cough Medicine: Sir Upp C
6. Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco JG 35. Children's Songbook: Skip Tumalu JG
7. Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony l 36. Deceleration!: Sloane Down
8. I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting JG 37. Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion JG
9. A Warrior's Whiskey: Sam U. Rye 38. Too Rough: Soren Redd JG
10. Dan Quayle's Englush Skils: Sammy Literate 39. The Senior Prom: Spike Drink JG
11. Summer Vacation: Sandy and Shelley Beach B 40. Make your Marriage Work: Stan Byerman z
12. Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo JG 41. Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp JG
13. Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum JG 42. West Coast Universities: Stan Ford JG
14. All Alone: Saul E. Terry 43. Making Explosives: Stan Wellback o
15. Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties JG 44. NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp JG
16. Let's see That Again!: Schlomo Replay 45. The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope JG
17. How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free JG 46. Working on the Docks: Steve Door
18. Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard JG 47. Manana: Stew Layt JG
19. Fancy Light Fixtures: Sean D'Olier v 48. Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
20. Keeping Electronics Safe: Serge Protector 49. The French Chef: Sue Flay JG
21. Tailoring: Serge Soote JG 50. Long, Green Vegetables, Vol 2: Sue Keeny
22. Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms l 51. The Big Wave: Sue Nami c
23. Joys of Septic Tanks: Seth Poole JG 52. April Fool!: Sue Prize
24. Full Moon: Seymour Buns 53. Waste Water: Sue Ridgepipe v
25. Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts l 54. Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane a
26. The Optician's Guide: Seymour Clearly A 55. Foot Coverings: Susan Socks JG
27. Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike JG 56. It's Magic!: Sven Gali
28. Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg 57. Sectarian Conflicts: Sybil War
29. You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest  

TU Titles

1. Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole JG 16. Falling Trees: Tim Burr
2. Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde JG 17. My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum JG
3. Coin Tossing: Taylor Hedd JG 18. Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
4. Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull 8 19. Keep them in Suspense: Toby Continued
5. You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth JG 20. Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk a
6. Talkative Japanese: Terry Yaki 21. Wind Instruments: Tom Bone and O. Bowe y
7. Trial Law: Tess Temoni JG 22. Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk JG
8. Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture l 23. Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn JG
9. Who is She?: Thad Gurl JG 24. I've Tasted Bad Beverages, But This Is a : Travis Tea
10. Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants l 25. Turkish Cattle: Tristan Bull
11. Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale 26. Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids l
12. What Mephistopheles Did: Thelma Soul 27. Ah, Thor!: Ty Till 7
13. The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval JG 28. Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces JG
14. It's Springtime!: Theresa Green JG 29. Great Jazz Pianists: U. B. Blake
15. Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob 30. I Win!: U. Lose

VZ Titles

1. Why Clothing is Required in India: Vanessa Sari 21. Promises for Peace: Will Shake and Mae Kupp A
2. You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny 22. Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
3. Avoid that Pedestrian!: Vera Way A 23. Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast JG
4. Winning the Race: Vic Tree 24. Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
5. Sour Drinks Make Me Growl: Vinnie Grrr 25. Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago b
6. String Instruments: Viola Player 26. How to Succeed at Craps: Winona Seven
7. New Computer Games: Virgil Reality JG 27. If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum 3
8. Blowout!: Vlad Tire JG 28. Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp
9. The Cloning Service: W. Today 29. Engineering Instructor: Wyatt Works JG
10. Down the Drain: W.C. Flush 30. Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath
11. Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago JG 31. That Woman Gives Me Deja-Vu: Xena Before A
12. Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall h 32. It's Unfair!: Y. Me
13. Woman in Danger!: Warner Quick 33. A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
14. Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger 3 34. I Fly Da Plane: Yolanda Plane
15. Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace 35. Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari m
16. Downpour!: Wayne Dwops 36. Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner
17. Life in Chicago: Wendy City 37. My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
18. That was Quick!: Wendy Dothat A 38. Why is the Elephant on the Chair?: Zeke Amos
19. Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness JG 39. It was Him!: Zoe Didit A
20. Just Say No: Will Power JG  

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