Children's books that you will never see

Date Received: Mon, 22 Mar 1999


  1. "101 Fun Games to Play on the Road"
  2. "All Dogs Go To Hell."
  3. "Bi-Curious George"
  4. "Bullies Deserve to Die"
  5. "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
  6. "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
  7. "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
  8. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
  9. "Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School"
  10. "Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share"
  11. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
  12. "Go to Your Room. Mommy's Got a New Baby to Love"
  13. "Grandpa Gets a Casket"
  14. "Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An 'I Can Do It' Book"
  15. "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
  16. "I Dare You! 101 Challenges to Prove You're Not a Sissy"
  17. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
  18. "Making Grown-Up Friends on the Internet"
  19. "Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt!)"
  20. "Places where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"
  21. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
  22. "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
  23. "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
  24. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
  25. "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
  26. "That's It! I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"
  27. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
  28. "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
  29. "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
  30. "The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking"
  31. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
  32. "The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
  33. "The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan"
  34. "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
  35. "The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool"
  36. "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
  37. "Timmy's the Wrong Colour to Be Your Friend"
  38. "Trixie Goes to the Big City"
  39. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
  40. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
  41. "Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
  42. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
  43. "You Are Different and That's Bad"
  44. "You Can't Help it if You're Stupid"
  45. "You Were an Accident"
  46. "Your Nightmares Are Real"

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