People-Related Humour

Quick Links

Date Received: Mon, 1 Feb 1999

In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
1. Lovemaking
2. Screwing
3. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town
You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
1. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
2. Your blood-test results
3. Five tequila slammers
You time your orgasm so that:
1. Your partner climaxes first
2. You both climax simultaneously
3. You don't miss Sportscenter
Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
1. Healthy, creative love-play
2. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to
3. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about
Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
1. The best part of the experience
2. The second best part of the experience
3. $100 extra
Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
1. No concern of yours
2. Not a problem, she can join your gym
3. A conservative estimate
You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
1. A myth
2. An oxymoron
3. A Moron
Foreplay is to sex as:
1. Appetizer is to entree
2. Primer is to paint
3. A long line is to an amusement park ride
Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
1. "I hope we can still be friends."
2. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
3. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."
A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
1. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
2. Is uptight and a waste of time
3. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

Return to... Kids & Parents Index Page Humor Index page Home Page

A Test for Men

Quick Links