Thu, 24 Feb 2000
- You think a hora is a high priced call girl.
- You light your Shabbat candles from your cigarette.
- Your belt buckle is bigger than a yarmulke.
- Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name.
- You have a gun rack in your sukkah.
- You think KKK is a symbol for Kosher.
- You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish law.
- You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks.
- When someone shouts "l'chaim!" you respond "l'howdy!"
- You are saving a bottle of Mogen David for a special occasion.
- Your favorite beverage is a combination of Manischewitz & Mountain Dew, better known as "Mountain Jew"