Has work burned you out?

Date Received: Fri, 26 Mar 1999


  1. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
  2. You don't set your alarm anymore cause you know the pager will go off before the alarm does.
  3. You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
  4. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
  5. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail.
  6. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
  7. You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell."
  8. Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
  9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, b!?@!"
  10. Your garbage can IS your "in" box.

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