The Bad Kitty List, Table of Contents

This is a list of phrases cat ownees should get their naughty pets to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you could get them to write...
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(May 28, 2004): Selections from Bad Kitty in Danish, Norwegian, and Swedish. These appeared in the respective versions of an internal magazine for the employees of Skandia, a large Swedish financial company serving the Nordic countries, in the July 1997 edition. It took me 7 years to get them typed in, but here they are! Please note that the entire Bad Kitty List is now available as a PDF file, for your convenience in reading and even printing if you wish. It also makes it easier for me to add updates as they are sent to me.

Click here for the Bad Kitty List (1084 kB, 144 pages). (Yes, it's huge, with more than 5000 entries, but once you have downloaded it, you'll have it to read at your leisure! Bad Kitty last updated July 30, 2009.