| You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. |
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold, Elevator butt. |
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! good dog! good dog! |
| The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. |
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere Will find in morning |
Grace personified,
I leap into the window. I meant to do that. |
| Night. Now come night-mice.
I chase them 'round on loud feet. You can't see them too? |
Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? |
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds -- Your foot just squashed one |
| You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my Sitting on your hands. |
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I Can just hide my head. |
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a 'term paper'? |
| Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around |
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner |
Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it! My yelps will wake dead. |
| I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? |
Wanna go outside.
Oh, shit! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! |
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! |
| Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams! My claws aren't that sharp ... |
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!" |
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again I'll crap in the sink. |
| The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold Time for "Cup Hockey" |
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt? |
Here's one from me (HR):
The green eye opens. Who dares to disturb my sleep? I'll crap on your bed. |
See the pretty lady
She scoops my poop
I call her mommy
(Note: Poems in the green table cells are from me, Harold Reynolds)
| The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point Contains no tuna. |
So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle's closer. |
There's no dignity
In being sick -- which is why I don't tell you where. |
| Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet. For once I need you. |
Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none. |
Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards: This pillow's taken. |
| Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest. |
The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine? Different message. |
My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? |
| Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through. |
My affection is conditional.
Don't stand up, It's your lap I love. |
Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn. |
| I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two. |
So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death." |
Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot. |
| My purring kitty.
Full of love, full of mischief... Get off the counter! |
Born to love and play.
The world is mine to explore. I am a kitten. |
Get up, lazy slug!
It is time to let me out, Lest I wet your bed. |
| In and out I go.
Outside attracts and scares me. You are my doorman. |
Just keep it open.
The other side of the door Is always better. |
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