The Cat Owner's Prayer

Date: 27 Feb 1996

MsLana wrote:
Hope some of you will enjoy the prayer, if there is such a thing as a cat owner, I think they own us!

Because I'm only human, it's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature that my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help to somehow understand
The subtle implications of each proud meowed command
Oh, let me not forget that chairs were put on earth to shred
And what I like to call a lap is actually a bed
I know it's really lots to ask but please, oh please, take pity
And though I'm only human, make me worthy of my Kitty!!!

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