| A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll gig some frogs | ALONE Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files fer Restraining order | BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps |
| BLAZE Distant siren screams Dumb-ass Verne's been mowing with Gasoline again | DEPRIVED In WalMart toy aisle Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll Mama whups his ass | DESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost fergit That you're my cousin |
| DRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazard Marathon Starts at 9 O'Clock | EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil | GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man |
| HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood Goddamn Jeff Gordon | IMPOUNDED Sixty-five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino | MOTHER AND CHILD Crusted in boogers Stained with Kool-Aid, baby has face Only Mama loves |
| NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; the satellite dish Needs new descrambler | OFFERINGS Tonight we hunger Grandma sent grocery money To Robert Tilton | OPTIONS Unemployment's out. Hey, maybe I can git on Disability |
| PRIDE Grinning, he displays The nine hundred beer cans that Fill his pick-up bed | REMORSE A painful sadness Cain't fit big screen TV through Double-wide's front door |
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