I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:
______1. The person who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
______2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
______3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into
______Medical School | ______Graduate School |
______Dental School | ______My Fraternity/Sorority |
______The Mickey Mouse Club | ______Tri County Tech |
______4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in _______________.
______5. I'll lose my scholarship.
______6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.
______7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the materials asked for on the exam.
______8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.
______9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.
_____10. You are prejudiced against:
______Males | ______Jews | ______Blacks |
______Females | ______Catholics | ______Whites |
______Protestants | ______Moslems | ______Minorities |
______Chicanos | ______People | ______Students |
_____11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.
_____12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:
______mono | ______broken baby finger |
______acute alcoholism | ______pregnancy |
______VD | ______fatherhood |
_____13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.
_____14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.
_____15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.
_____16. The lectures were:
_____17. This course was:
_____18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.
_____19.Other___________________________________________________
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