School/College Related Humour

These files relate to school or college, and strange things that have, or could conceivably have, happened. The PDF file has it all in one place for your convenience.

College application	An amusing essay to fill a requirement for a college application
No professorship for Mozart	Why Mozart wouldn't get a professorship at a university
Course reviews	Some uncensored opinions of college/university courses
Professor-speak translation	What the professor really means
Funny excuses	Strange reasons why students didn't make it in
College pecking order	The order of importance of people at a university
Strange Analogies	Some truly strange analogies that have appeared in essays
Weird science	Interesting responses to science questions
The Final Exam	Questions you do not want to see in your exam
Thesis defence no-nos	Don't try these tricks at your defense
Graduate student jokes	Various jokes about graduate students
College Football North & South	Football is taken somewhat more seriously Down South
Grade review form	Helpful if you wish to have your mark reviewed