Civil Engineers: When I Survey.
Weather Forecasters: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings.
Contractors: The Church's One Foundation.
Tailors: Holy, Holy, Holy.
Golfers: There's a Green Hill Far Away.
Politicians: Standing on the Promises.
Optometrists: Open My Eyes that I May See.
IRS Agents: I Surrender All.
Gossipers: Pass It On.
Electricians: Send the Light.
Shoppers: Sweet Bye and Bye.
Realtors: I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop.
Massage Therapists: He Touched Me.
Doctors: The Great Physician.
And for those who speed on the highway, here are a few more:
45 mph: God Will Take Care of You.
65 mph: Nearer My God to Thee.
85 mph: This World is Not My Home.
95 mph: Lord I'm Coming Home.
100 mph: Precious Memories.
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