AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
DOS - Defective Operating System
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW - World Wide Wait
You may like to add these to the "Useful Computer Acronyms" item if you wish:
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Abbreviations
SCSI - System Can't See It
AOL - America Off Line
Finally, alternatives for DOS: Defunct Operating System or Dead Operating System.
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