PRISON | WORK |
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You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. | You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. |
You get three meals a day. | You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. |
You get time off for good behavior. | You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. |
A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. | You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. |
You can watch TV and play games. | You get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
You get your own toilet. | You have to share. |
They allow your family and friends to visit. | You cannot even speak to your family and friends. |
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. | You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. |
You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. | You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. |
There are wardens who are often sadistic. | They are called managers. |
If your crime was really important, you are put into a high security compound with cameras, and extra guards with guns. | If you are doing important government work, you are put into a high security compound with cameras, steel vaulted doors and extra (dumb) guards with guns. |
You have to attend therapy sessions where you are told how worthless you are, but you can improve. | You have to attend meetings where you are told how worthless your ideas are. |
Slim Jim Battelle
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