The Canonical List of Punny Book Titles

Compiled by Harold Reynolds.

Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author's last name. Please send suggestions to the above address. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along! Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, IMHO, "improve" them, but all submissions will be duly credited. Please try to keep them relatively clean--"Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung is about as far as I'm willing to go.

Feel free to inflict the list on your friends, but like others, I like to be credited for the work I did to assemble this list.

Many thanks to John Gregory, who provided more than half of the entries from his collection of related puns. He practically owns it!

This list has had a major infusion of names which begin with 2 initials, based on a joint effort between John Gregory and myself. To better present the names which are being punned on, the list has been reorganized in alphabetical order of the first names and initials.

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A Titles

1. Ouch!: A. B. Stung 49. This is Not Optional: Amanda Tory
2. Electrical Wiring Made Easy: A. C. Deesey JG 50. German Capital: Amber Lynn Cash
3. In Year One: A. D. Calendar JG 51. What is dinner?: Amelia Eatt
4. My Boring Career: A. Drillerp 52. Not Very Expensive: Amir Pittance JG
5. Vowel Promissory Notes : A. E. I. O'You 53. My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer JG
6. Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert JG 54. Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
7. Singing Without An Orchestra: A. K. Pella JG 55. What Anne Did with Her Pencils: Andrew Pictures
8. Dull Pain: A. KingA 56. Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
9. Morning Radio: A. M. Effem JG 57. Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover4
10. The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse 58. The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty JG
11. Roger Wilco: A. O. Kaye JG 59. Unemployed: Anita Jobb
12. Bee Stings Are in the Hand of the Bee Holder: A. P. Airy JG 60. I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
13. Let's Play Billiards: A. Q. Ball JG 61. Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick6
14. The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold JG 62. Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teakn
15. How To Get Attention: A. U. Overthere JG 63. National Songs: Ann Them
16. Bird Brains: A. V. Airy JG 64. Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax3
17. Who Cares?: A. Y. Nott JG 65. Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion8
18. Summer in the South: A. Z. N. Hott JG 66. Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
19. Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee 67. Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
20. How I Win Races: Aaron Quigley 68. Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia JG
21. One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday JG 69. I Shoot Arrows: Anne Archer
22. Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra JG 70. Robots: Anne Droid
23. My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo JG 71. Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain f
24. Drafted!: Abel Boddeed JG 72. Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work JG
25. I Want to Help: Abel N. Willina 73. Home Alone III, The Sequel: Annie Buddyhome JG
26. I'm not a Mutant: Abner Mallety JG 74. Is that it?: Annie MooreA
27. Large Pig Brassieres: Abraham D. Cupp 75. Uncle Buck: Ant Lerzn
28. Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baumo 76. Bit on the Leg: Anton Marnies
29. Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway JG 77. My Frequently-Mended Garment: Apache Dress
30. The Wall Failed and Caused a Flood: Adam Shame 78. Oh, God, I'm Sorry: Apollo Jize
31. I Love Mathematics: Adam Up 79. May Flowers: April Showers
32. Cry Wolf: Al Armist6 80. Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
33. Sea Birds: Al Batross6 81. Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
34. Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente 82. The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologiei
35. Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer JG 83. Misunderstood: Art Tistic JG
36. New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky JG 84. The Empty Cookie Jar: Arthur Anymoreu
37. It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity 85. Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis JG
38. Luxury Automobile: Alexis Carr 86. It's a Fake!: Artie Fishul C
39. Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco6 87. Vegetable Arrangements: Arty Chokep
40. Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator 88. Turkish Minerals: Asa Minerl
41. Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money6 89. Light Brown Hair: Audrey Mauve Jeannies
42. Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland JG 90. It Blew Off My Hat!: Augusta Wind
43. And the Other People: Allan Sundry 91. How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize
44. I Love You!: Alma Hart 92. Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum JG
45. Funny Astronomy Texts: Alma Jest 93. Glitz and Bling: Austin Tay-Shuss
46. I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money JG 94. What the Butler Saw: Ava Nutherluku
47. Dirty Harry is... : Amanda B. Reckondwithz 95. The Paper Route: Avery Daye JG
48. Not a Guitar!: Amanda Line 96. Car Repairs: Axel Grease JG

B Titles

1. How to Make Honey: B. A. Beaman p 21. Rich People: Belle Yenere i
2. Good for a Placemat: B. A. Degree JG 22. Good Works: Ben Evolent6
3. Who Killed Cock Robin: B. B. Gunn JG 23. I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
4. The Disco Craze: B. G. Singers JG 24. Celebrate the End of Your Mortgage!: Bernadette Party
5. Golfer's Sandwich: B. L. Tee JG 25. The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv JG
6. Not a Moment to Spare: B. N. Time JG 26. Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes JG
7. Why Do People Avoid Me?: B. O. Problem JG 27. Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored
8. Red Vegetables: B. Troot6 28. Houses, Offices, and Apartments: Bill Ding
9. How to Go Broke Fast: B. X. Travagant JG 29. Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold k
10. Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer JG 30. House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme 6
11. Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep JG 31. Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
12. Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue JG 32. Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples JG
13. Drink this before the X-Ray: Barry Um 33. Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox JG
14. We Won 20-1!: Barry Um JG 34. I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
15. Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender JG 35. The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons JG
16. The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee JG 36. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
17. Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve JG 37. Prevent Drowning: Buddy System JG
18. Archery: Beau N. Arrowb 38. The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner JG
19. Ringing Wet: Belinda WaterA 39. Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe
20. The Life of Quasimodo: Belle Ringer 40. Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt JG

C Titles

1. Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns m 24. I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant JG
2. The Peeping Tom: C. K. Undress JG 25. Explaining it Better: Clara Fie
3. French Cheeses: Cam M. Bert 26. Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett JG
4. Feelings: Cara Lott JG 27. Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper JG
5. Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin 28. Destructive Cats: Claude Sofa
6. How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm JG 29. The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff
7. Dinner's Ready!: Carmen Gettit A 30. House Plants: Clay Potts JG
8. Meat Eaters: Carney Vore JG 31. Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver JG
9. Singing Solo: Carrie O'Kee B 32. Rocket Launch: Cliff Toff
10. Handsome, Charming, and... : Cary Smattic JG 33. Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus JG
11. Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit JG 34. Take a Break!: Colin Sick
12. We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better I 35. Retirement: Collette Quits
13. Jewish Egotists: Chaim Wonderful 36. Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn l
14. Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse 37. Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies l
15. Obscure Cooking Aids: Che Fingdish JG 38. The Sheet She Wore to the Party: Connie Stoga JG
16. Sofa so Good: Chester Field 39. East Coast Universities: Cora Nell l
17. Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt l 40. Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
18. The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe JG 41. Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball JG
19. Perfect Cooking: Chris P. Bacon A 42. Vegetable Paintings: Currier Endives.
20. Fried Rodents: Chris Pratt 43. Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod JG
21. Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall 44. Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis
22. A Fortune-Teller's Disaster: Christobal Broken 45. Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
23. What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast JG 46. Wooden Percussion: Cy L'Phone A

D Titles

1. Perry Mason's Last Case: D. A. Zoffuss JG 17. Racketeering: Dennis Court
2. Garlic Gone Bad: D. K. Stinky 18. Maple Molars: Dennis Tree
3. The World's Last Days: D. N. Izneer 19. Baby Mess-Trappers: Di Perrs A
4. Didn't Make it to the Hospital: D. O. Way 20. Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary 3
5. We're All Flakes: Dan Druff JG 21. I'm Not Just Whistling…: Dick See
6. Shhh!: Danielle Soloud JG 22. Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
7. Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue JG 23. Fistfights: Donny Brooke JG
8. Tape Another Channel: David E. O. Recorder A 24. Come on in!: Doris Open
9. Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp JG 25. Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves JG
10. A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel JG 26. En Garde!: Drew Blood JG
11. Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger JG 27. Poisonous Plants: Dudley Nightshade JG
12. The Realm of the Dead: Dee Seized C 28. I Like Coffee: Duncan Doughnuts
13. The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember JG 29. Housework: Dustin Cook n
14. Make Up Your Mind: Dee Side A 30. Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
15. Banned Pesticides: Dee-Dee Tee 31. Where's the Water?: Dwayne Dwight Out
16. Suntanned Legs: Denise R Brown A 32. Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe JG

E Titles

1. Cheer for Your Team!: E. A. Hoo 15. I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid JG
2. How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit JG 16. What I Do When I Get More Work: Emmet A. Groan
3. Hard Cheese!: E. Dam A 17. Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth JG
4. Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse 18. Why Tires aren't Flat: Erin Side
5. A Great Plenty: E. Nuff 19. Employment Handbook: Ernie Living JG
6. How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money JG 20. She Saw Him: Esau Her E
7. Christmas Dinner is Over at Last: Ed Anuff A 21. I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol
8. And so on and so forth: Ed Nauseum x 22. Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick
9. I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down 23. Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction JG
10. Joe's a Politician: Eli Always 24. Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
11. Vertical Takeoff!: Ella Vator and Ella Copter 25. Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist
12. Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt JG 26. Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate A
13. How to Draw: Ellis Strait n 27. Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
14. Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket JG 28. Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady JG

F Titles

1. Animal Scents: Farrah Mones JG 7. French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
2. Not Near: Farrah Way 8. Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
3. Look Younger: Fay Slift JG 9. To be Honest: Frank Lee a
4. How My Cat Keeps Himself Clean: Felix Himself 10. I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion 2
5. Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist JG 11. The Great Escape: Freida Convict
6. Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar JG  

G Titles

1. Good gracious!: G. Whiz 11. I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
2. I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp 12. Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd JG
3. Strong Winds: Gail Force JG 13. We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run A
4. Mensa Man: Gene Yuss 14. The National Science Foundation: Grant Money JG
5. How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee A 15. Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
6. Gone With The Wind: George Uh JG 16. Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious JG
7. Try, Try Again: Getty Trite s 17. Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
8. I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee JG 18. The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial JG
9. Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile a 19. Laid Off!: Gwen Home JG
10. Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya JG  

H Titles

1. The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs JG 20. Funny Women: Hillary Uss.
2. Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh JG 21. Human Resources Manager: Hiram N. Firem JG
3. Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle o 22. Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze
4. No Germans Here: Hans Frey 23. Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood JG
5. The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp JG 24. Poetry in Baseball: Homer
6. Get Moving, Slowpoke!: Harriet Upp 25. Jockeying for Position: Horace Rider
7. Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long 26. Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
8. Toupee Embarrassment: Harrison Backwards 27. I'm Fine: Howard Yu 2
9. The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp JG 28. Chinese Apathy: Hu Cares
10. At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt JG 29. Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
11. Gangway!: Hedda Steam JG 30. I Laugh at the Gods!: Hugh Briss
12. Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho JG 31. Big Fart!: Hugh Jass
13. I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth 32. Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry
14. Where the World is Going: Helena Handbasket 33. Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe a
15. In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer JG 34. Parachuting: Hugo First
16. Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick d 35. Midnight Patrol: Hugo Sair A
17. A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore JG 36. No Camels Here!: Humphrey Zoo
18. His Girl Thursday: Herman Friday 37. Sure, I'm Crazy!: Hussein Anyway
19. Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme JG  

I Titles

1. Rusty Bedsprings: I. P. Nightly 11. No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse
2. Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel 12. Cloning: Irma Dubble II
3. Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know 13. What I Took: Irv Erginity JG
4. The Garden State: Ida Hoe JG 14. In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg
5. Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver 15. I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
6. Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt JG 16. Why We Fall in Winter: Isis Slippery
7. I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous 17. I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
8. The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter JG 18. My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse JG
9. Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant 19. Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet JG
10. What I Need for the Recipe: Ingrid E. Ants  

J Titles

1. Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder JG 19. The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee JG
2. Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde JG 20. How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock JG
3. Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch JG 21. Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
4. Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap l 22. How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake JG
5. The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary JG 23. Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee JG
6. Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks w 24. Where Wolves: Juan F. Deepak
7. Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows JG 25. The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift JG
8. What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel JG 26. Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
9. The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator A 27. Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan A
10. Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick s 28. The Friendly Bartender: Juana Beer s
11. I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg JG 29. Life is a Trial: Judd Gement JG
12. The History of the Nike Slogan: Jess DeWitt 30. The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy JG
13. I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player JG 31. I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
14. Birdwatching for Beginners: Jesse the Parrot E 32. Measuring Musical Aptitude: Julie Yard
15. From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian JG 33. Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers A
16. Party On, Dude: Jill Out JG 34. I Need Insurance: Justin Case
17. The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium JG 35. Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
18. Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics g 36. Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens JG

K Titles

1. The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat JG 9. Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt JG
2. Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie Didd JG 10. Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
3. After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate JG 11. Don't Let Me Stop You: Kerry Onn A
4. Measles Collision!: Kay Rash 12. Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono JG
5. Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion JG 13. A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
6. Barbie's Companion: Kendall Husband 14. The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite l
7. Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport JG 15. Pressure Relief: Korsetsov p
8. A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt JG 16. No: Kurt Reply JG

L Titles

1. Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle JG 20. Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha JG
2. Not a Lasso!: Larry Ett 21. Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr JG
3. Honest Citizen: Laura Byder A 22. Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya JG
4. Crackdown: Lauren Order JG 23. I Love Fractions: Lois Denominator
5. Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate JG 24. How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore n
6. Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk 25. Scots in the Desert: Lorna Dune
7. Tight Situation: Leah Tard JG 26. Good Housekeeping: Lotta Dust
8. More Mindless Violence: Lee Fullweapon A 27. Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze JG
9. You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette b 28. Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana JG
10. The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King 29. Hawaiian Parties are Amazing!: Lou Wow
11. Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker JG 30. Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr JG
12. Gay Vegetables: Les Bean 31. The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear JG
13. The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor JG 32. He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
14. Bad Investment: Les Riches j 33. Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic JG
15. James Fenimore Cooper: Lester Moe Hickens s 34. Tabletop Occultism: Luigi Board
16. Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation l 35. Danger!: Luke Out
17. A Dictionary of Swindles: Lexi Conn 36. Not So Hot: Luke Warm JG
18. Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard JG 37. Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
19. Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand JG  

M Titles

1. Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel 36. Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
2. Enforcing Discipline in the Army: M. P. Copps 37. The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports JG
3. Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pyre C 38. More for Your Money: Max Amize 3
4. Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank 39. Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower JG
5. Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late JG 40. Continental Recipes : May O'Nez C
6. Makeup for Thin People: Mabel Leen B 41. Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
7. You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup JG 42. Computer Memories: Meg Abight 7
8. Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni p 43. It Won't Work!: Mel Function JG
9. Round the World: Madge Ellen 7 44. Irish Soap Operas: Mel O'Drama A
10. It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination JG 45. Caught in a Cyclone: Mel Strom s
11. Shamans and Witch Doctors: Madison Menn 46. Why I Like Cantaloupe: Melanie Flavour
12. I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate 1 47. Specialty Winemaker: Merle O. Vintner
13. Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem 48. Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright JG
14. I'm not a happy camper!: Malcolm Tent 49. Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed j
15. I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour 50. Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
16. Personal Best: Marco DeStinction JG 51. Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
17. The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent JG 52. When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant JG
18. Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D. 53. Why I Failed Math: Milo Grades
19. Don't Cry for Me: Marge and Tina 54. Between Ohio and Illinois: Mindy Anna Borders
20. Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste 55. Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds l
21. Where to park your boat: Marina Dock 56. Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota JG
22. Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste JG 57. Long Walk: Miss D. Bus j
23. Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp JG 58. Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
24. The Letter Z: Marko Zorro 59. Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan JG
25. Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts JG 60. Cut the Grass!: Moe Lawn
26. Military Rule: Marshall Law 61. Ohh, the Pain, the Pain!: Moe N. Groan
27. Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants JG 62. The Porn Queen: Mona Lott JG
28. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas 63. Gambling: Monty Carlos
29. Nice Hotels: Mary Ott i 64. Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
30. How to Type Squiggles: Matilda Key 65. No More Rifles!: Morgan Control JG
31. I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore JG 66. The Gift of Life: Morgan Donation
32. Fire Me Up!: Matt Chez t 67. I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
33. Home Decorating: Matt Emulsion v 68. Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn b
34. Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish JG 69. Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw JG
35. Very Precise: Matt Iculous A 70. French Cars: Myra Neault k

N Titles

1. I Disagree With That!: N. A. Sayer 10. Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen JG
2. Hypnotism: N. Tranced 11. It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
3. Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud 12. Dull Razor: Nick Shaving JG
4. East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett JG 13. Political Correctness: Noah Fence s
5. American College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay JG 14. My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
6. Date on a Beach: Nash Carr 15. The Great Flood: Noah Zark JG
7. Ready to Party: Natalie Dressed 16. I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven
8. The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation l 17. Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee
9. Ready for Knighthood: Neil Downe JG  

O Titles

1. I'm Always Hungry: O. B. City JG 9. Season Tickets: Oprah Maven l
2. Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets 10. Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor l
3. Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory l 11. Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy JG
4. The Peace Mission: Olive Branch JG 12. Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
5. Without Warning: Oliver Sudden 13. I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
6. Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah JG 14. The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
7. Surprised!: Omar Gosh 15. He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
8. The Empath: Ophelia Sadness JG 16. Money Management: Owen Cash o

PQ Titles

1. What We Need to Play Bridge: Paco Cards 23. In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott JG
2. How to Read a Book: Paige Turner n 24. A Trail in the Sand: Peter Dragon JG
3. The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz JG 25. Slowly Fades: Peter Out A
4. Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight 1 26. Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia l
5. What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent JG 27. The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup JG
6. Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture JG 28. All About Orchestras: Phil Harmonic
7. Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer 29. Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
8. Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion 30. The Polarization Process: Phil Terrout A
9. Tug of War: Paul Hard 31. Unclean!: Phil Thee
10. Corporate Regulations: Paula C. Maker 32. We Have No Use for the Fine Arts: Phyllis Stein
11. Maritime Rules: Paula See i 33. Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn JG
12. The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg JG 34. Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester
13. Save Your Money!: Peggy Bank 35. Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle
14. The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin JG 36. How to Cook a Steak: Porter House n
15. Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher k 37. Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
16. Herbally Yours: Penny Royal w 38. Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts l
17. Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney JG 39. Long, Green Vegetables, Vol 1: Q. Cumber
18. The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz JG 40. Find Another Lonely Heart: Q. Pid A
19. Oppression of the Masses: Percy Kyution A 41. Chance Encounter at the Ball: Quincy Dance
20. Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal JG 42. The Very Model of a Modern Major General: Quinn Tessence JG
21. Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika JG 43. Third of Five: Quinn Tuplet
22. The Bog: Pete Maas JG  

R Titles

1. Nail in the Bannister: R. Stornoff 22. Charlie and the Chocolate EXTERMINATE!: Roald Dahlek
2. Bigotry: Rachel Intolerance 23. Uncooked Proto-Soup: Rob Roth
3. How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway JG 24. Armed Heists: Robin Banks
4. Indian, Italian and Spanish Cuisine: Ravi Oley JG 25. How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
5. Lawn Care: Ray King JG 26. As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar b
6. How to Overcome Stress: Ray Lachs k 27. Gone Fishing: Rod Annette 8
7. Lewd Novels: Ray See C 28. Fish Story: Rod Enreel JG
8. Some Like It Hot: Red Pepper p 29. Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco JG
9. About Army Units: Reggie Mantle 30. World of Bread: Roland Loag
10. Formal List: Reggie Stirr A 31. Meeting Places: Ron DeVoo r
11. The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms JG 32. Go Away!: Ron Onhome JG
12. The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad JG 33. Baby Lions: Rory Kubbs
13. Well-Spoken Predictions: Rhett Oracle 34. Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush JG
14. Flowering Bushes: Rhoda Dendron 35. Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks JG
15. Get to the Point!: Rhonda Bout s 36. What Geologists Study: Roxanne Minerals
16. I'm Exhausted!: Rhonda Marathon 37. Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye JG
17. I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd JG 38. The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
18. Deflections: Rick O'Shea v 39. Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves JG
19. Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw JG 40. Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout JG
20. Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke l 41. The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges JG
21. How to Succeed in School: Rita Book n 42. Sandwich Making: Ryan Mayo JG

S Titles

1. Ready...Set...: Sadie Word JG 30. You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest
2. Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac 31. ...And Shut Up!: Sid Downe JG
3. Get Out There!: Sally Forth 32. Circle Perimeter: Sir Cumference h
4. Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening 33. Smooth Operator: Sir John Cutter
5. Latin Dances for Sheep: Sam Baa 34. The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
6. Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco JG 35. Cough Medicine: Sir Upp C
7. Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony l 36. Children's Songbook: Skip Tumalu JG
8. I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting JG 37. Deceleration!: Sloane Down
9. A Warrior's Whiskey: Sam U. Rye 38. Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion JG
10. Dan Quayle's Englush Skils: Sammy Literate 39. Too Rough: Soren Redd JG
11. Summer Vacation: Sandy and Shelley Beach B 40. The Senior Prom: Spike Drink JG
12. Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo JG 41. Make your Marriage Work: Stan Byerman z
13. Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum JG 42. Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp JG
14. All Alone: Saul E. Terry 43. West Coast Universities: Stan Ford JG
15. Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties JG 44. Making Explosives: Stan Wellback o
16. Let's see That Again!: Schlomo Replay 45. NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp JG
17. How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free JG 46. The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope JG
18. Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard JG 47. Working on the Docks: Steve Door
19. Fancy Light Fixtures: Sean D'Olier v 48. Manana: Stew Layt JG
20. Keeping Electronics Safe: Serge Protector 49. Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
21. Tailoring: Serge Soote JG 50. The French Chef: Sue Flay JG
22. Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms l 51. Long, Green Vegetables, Vol 2: Sue Keeny
23. Joys of Septic Tanks: Seth Poole JG 52. The Big Wave: Sue Nami c
24. Full Moon: Seymour Buns 53. April Fool!: Sue Prize
25. Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts l 54. Waste Water: Sue Ridgepipe v
26. The Optician's Guide: Seymour Clearly A 55. Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane a
27. Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike JG 56. Foot Coverings: Susan Socks JG
28. Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg 57. It's Magic!: Sven Gali
29. What's Going to be Happening Around the Mountain?: Shelby Coming 58. Sectarian Conflicts: Sybil War

TU Titles

1. Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole JG 16. Falling Trees: Tim Burr
2. Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde JG 17. My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum JG
3. Coin Tossing: Taylor Hedd JG 18. Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
4. Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull 8 19. Keep them in Suspense: Toby Continued
5. You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth JG 20. Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk a
6. Talkative Japanese: Terry Yaki 21. Wind Instruments: Tom Bone and O. Bowe y
7. Trial Law: Tess Temoni JG 22. Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk JG
8. Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture l 23. Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn JG
9. Who is She?: Thad Gurl JG 24. I've Tasted Bad Beverages, But This Is a …: Travis Tea
10. Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants l 25. Turkish Cattle: Tristan Bull
11. Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale 26. Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids l
12. What Mephistopheles Did: Thelma Soul 27. Ah, Thor!: Ty Till 7
13. The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval JG 28. Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces JG
14. It's Springtime!: Theresa Green JG 29. Great Jazz Pianists: U. B. Blake
15. Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob 30. I Win!: U. Lose

VZ Titles

1. Why Clothing is Required in India: Vanessa Sari 21. Promises for Peace: Will Shake and Mae Kupp A
2. You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny 22. Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
3. Avoid that Pedestrian!: Vera Way A 23. Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast JG
4. Winning the Race: Vic Tree 24. Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
5. Sour Drinks Make Me Growl: Vinnie Grrr 25. Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago b
6. String Instruments: Viola Player 26. How to Succeed at Craps: Winona Seven
7. New Computer Games: Virgil Reality JG 27. If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum 3
8. Blowout!: Vlad Tire JG 28. Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp
9. The Cloning Service: W. Today 29. Engineering Instructor: Wyatt Works JG
10. Down the Drain: W.C. Flush 30. Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath
11. Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago JG 31. That Woman Gives Me Deja-Vu: Xena Before A
12. Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall h 32. It's Unfair!: Y. Me
13. Woman in Danger!: Warner Quick 33. A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
14. Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger 3 34. I Fly Da Plane: Yolanda Plane
15. Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace 35. Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari m
16. Downpour!: Wayne Dwops 36. Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner
17. Life in Chicago: Wendy City 37. My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
18. That was Quick!: Wendy Dothat A 38. I Frighten Your Pets: Yvettes Office
19. Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness JG 39. Why is the Elephant on the Chair?: Zeke Amos
20. Just Say No: Will Power JG 40. It was Him!: Zoe Didit A

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