Pun Dictionary: Anatomy Category

Anatomy

Add Annoyed: A doctor who is irritated by addition is adenoid.
Anna to Me: "...My Anna lies over the ocean; Oh bring back my anatomy..."
Appendix: An item frequently found removed from a medical text is the appendix.
Arms: "The enemy is coming! To arms! To arms!" "But I already have two arms!"
Back: A spinal surgeon's favourite movie is "Back to the Future".
Badder: Grammatically incorrect urology: bad, bladder, baddest.
Balls: It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.^Pun.me
Braying: Why are noisy donkeys smart? Because of their great brain.
Buy Sepps: "Mr. Sepps is thirsty!" "Well, biceps a drink!"
Cardiac: Chatter during open-heart surgery is cardiyakking.
Carp Pal: "Ask Al if he caught any of those fish." "Caught any carpal?"
Cataracts [eye condition]: Optometrists refer to waterfalls as cataracts.
Centre: Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.
Colon: The punctuation mark most often found in medical texts is the colon.
Cornier: These eyeball jokes don't get better, they just get cornea.
Ear to Ear: The farmer was so pleased with his new cornfield that he walked the length of it, grinning from ear to ear.
Elbow: I've made a revolutionary bow shaped like an L! I'll call it the elbow.
Feet: Medical platitude: "Big feet run in the family."
Foot: Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Guns: Killer dentists shoot people with gums.
Ham String: One should use a hamstring to tie up a pig.
Heart: I don't have the heart to tell her she has angina.
Here: "Should I put the desk there?" "No, put it ear."
Hip: "Those jeans are real cool, man." "Yeah, dude, I'm real hip today."
Hip-Hop: What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip Pop.
Humourous: Why don't people find bone jokes humerus?
I: Eye have an appointment with the optometrist.
Insist: "I don't want to!" "I really must in-cyst."
Joint: Ken and Joyce's Knee and Hip Surgeons, Inc. is a joint operation.
Kid Knee: What's that joint in a child's leg? A kidney.
Knows: "Nobody nose the troubles I've seen..."
Land: Before operating, an endocrinologist might say "Gland ho!"
Leg: At last, the runners have entered the last leg of the marathon.
Limp: Does a lame doctor walk with a lymph?
Lips: Morty The Mouth's favourite song: "Tip Toe, Through the Two Lips".
Liver: A person who lives can be called a liver.
Long: Combat medic's marching song: "It's a Lung Way to Tipperary".
Meet Us: "Where is Mike? He said he'd meatus 20 minutes ago!"
Neon: Would a leg injury clinic have a knee-on sign?
Nick: "Thank goodness you've come! You got here just in the neck of time!"
Ole Factory: Where are noses made? In the olfactory!
Our Tree: "This is my tree!" "No way! This is artery!"
Pa Tell A: "Patella story to us!" "OK kids, how about The Magic Kneecap?"
Period [menstrual]: PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Pom-pom: Cheerleaders with great hands are known as palm-pom girls.
Risk: At the wrist of sounding crazy, I like Anatomy puns.
Roomy: My eyes are more spacious when they are rheumy.
Scull: "You row with your head? Nonsense!" "Not at all. I skull."
Sign Us: There are spots available in the dissection course? Well, sinus up for it!
Sky (1): What a pilot tells an overambitious date: "The thigh is the limit!"
Sole (1): Do lonely feet sing "O sole mio?"
Some (1): Thumb uf uth can't thpeak pwoperly.
Spying: That KGB agent has been spine on us.
Ten Done: In order to get problem tendon, you must do problem nine.
Thor Axe: What the god Thor used to cut down trees: Thorax.
Throw It: "Help! I'm holding a live grenade!" "Well, throat far away!"
Tow (1): What do you do if an elephant steps on your foot? Call a toe truck.
Truth: "That's a lie!" "No, it's the tooth!"
U-Station: The Ear Train comes into the eustachian.
Vain: A doctor whose best friend is a mirror is said to be vein.
You're In: When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
You're On: "Neuron my property! Can't you see the "No Trespassing" sign?"