Pun Dictionary: Anatomy Category

Anatomy

1. Add Annoyed: A doctor who is irritated by addition is adenoid.
2. Anna to Me: "...My Anna lies over the ocean; Oh bring back my anatomy..."
3. Appendix: An item frequently found removed from a medical text is the appendix.
4. Arms: "The enemy is coming! To arms! To arms!" "But I already have two arms!"
5. Back: A spinal surgeon's favourite movie is "Back to the Future".
6. Badder: Grammatically incorrect urology: bad, bladder, baddest.
7. Balls: It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.^Pun.me
8. Blasphemer: If I set off an explosion with a leg bone, I'll go to Hell. Heaven doesn't want blast femurs.
9. Braying: Why are noisy donkeys smart? Because of their great brain.
10. Buy Sepps: "Mr. Sepps is thirsty!" "Well, biceps a drink!"
11. Cardiac: Chatter during open-heart surgery is cardiyakking.
12. Carp Pal: "Ask Al if he caught any of those fish." "Caught any carpal?"
13. Cataracts [eye condition]: Optometrists refer to waterfalls as cataracts.
14. Centre: Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.
15. Colon: The punctuation mark most often found in medical texts is the colon.
16. Cornier: These eyeball jokes don't get better, they just get cornea.
17. Ear to Ear: The farmer was so pleased with his new cornfield that he walked the length of it, grinning from ear to ear.
18. Elbow: I've made a revolutionary bow shaped like an L! I'll call it the elbow.
19. Feet: Medical platitude: "Big feet run in the family."
20. Foot: Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
21. Guns: Killer dentists shoot people with gums.
22. Ham String: One should use a hamstring to tie up a pig.
23. Heart: I don't have the heart to tell her she has angina.
24. Here: "Should I put the desk there?" "No, put it ear."
25. Hip: "Those jeans are real cool, man." "Yeah, dude, I'm real hip today."
26. Hip-Hop: What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip Pop.
27. Humourous: Why don't people find bone jokes humerus?
28. I: Eye have an appointment with the optometrist.
29. Insist: "I don't want to!" "I really must in-cyst."
30. Joint: Ken and Joyce's Knee and Hip Surgeons, Inc. is a joint operation.
31. Kid Knee: What's that joint in a child's leg? A kidney.
32. Knows: "Nobody nose the troubles I've seen..."
33. Land: Before operating, an endocrinologist might say "Gland ho!"
34. Leg: At last, the runners have entered the last leg of the marathon.
35. Limp: Does a lame doctor walk with a lymph?
36. Lips: Morty The Mouth's favourite song: "Tip Toe, Through the Two Lips".
37. Liver: A person who lives can be called a liver.
38. Long: Combat medic's marching song: "It's a Lung Way to Tipperary".
39. Meet Us: "Where is Mike? He said he'd meatus 20 minutes ago!"
40. Mosquitoes: When you are barbecuing, be careful where you drop the wood or you'll get mesquite toes.
41. Neon: Would a leg injury clinic have a knee-on sign?
42. Nick: "Thank goodness you've come! You got here just in the neck of time!"
43. Ole Factory: Where are noses made? In the olfactory!
44. Our Tree: "This is my tree!" "No way! This is artery!"
45. Pa Tell A: "Patella story to us!" "OK kids, how about The Magic Kneecap?"
46. Period [menstrual]: PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
47. Pom-pom: Cheerleaders with great hands are known as palm-pom girls.
48. Risk: At the wrist of sounding crazy, I like Anatomy puns.
49. Roomy: My eyes are more spacious when they are rheumy.
50. Scull: "You row with your head? Nonsense!" "Not at all. I skull."
51. Sign Us: There are spots available in the dissection course? Well, sinus up for it!
52. Sky (1): What a pilot tells an overambitious date: "The thigh is the limit!"
53. Sole (1): Do lonely feet sing "O sole mio?"
54. Some (1): Thumb uf uth can't thpeak pwoperly.
55. Spying: That KGB agent has been spine on us.
56. Ten Done: In order to get problem tendon, you must do problem nine.
57. Thor Axe: What the god Thor used to cut down trees: Thorax.
58. Throw It: "Help! I'm holding a live grenade!" "Well, throat far away!"
59. Tibia: Leg bones in the Roun-Noranda region are called Abitibias.
60. Tow (1): What do you do if an elephant steps on your foot? Call a toe truck.
61. Truth: "That's a lie!" "No, it's the tooth!"
62. U-Station: The Ear Train comes into the eustachian.
63. Vain: A doctor whose best friend is a mirror is said to be vein.
64. You're In: When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
65. You're On: "Neuron my property! Can't you see the "No Trespassing" sign?"