Work-Related Haiku

Here are some work-related haiku, all of which are probably crap as far as what makes a haiku transcend the ordinary. But heck, they do make a point! If you, gentle reader, have any more to add to this list, please send them to me!

The first one was from my brother. The others are mine.
Harold Reynolds

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Your vacation time
is to be saved and not used.
Approval denied.

The final frontier:
Sleep. As it embraces me
The meeting fades out.

Massaging my head
With the table wakes me up.
The meeting drags on.

You do more work in
The stall whose chair does not flush.
Relief must be brief!