Pun Dictionary: E Entries

Each Other (One-Liners) Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.^Pun.me	Eager Beaver (Book Titles) Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver
Eagle (Tom Swifties) "I can see myself getting two under par on this hole," said Tom, eagle-eyed.	Eagles (Football) If seagulls fly over the "C", do Eagles fly over the "E"?
Ear to Ear (Anatomy) The farmer was so pleased with his new cornfield that he walked the length of it, grinning from ear to ear.	Earldom (One-Liners) If the British government were to hand out online Peerages, would they be urldoms?
Early (Tom Swifties) "I know which boyd gets the woym," said Tom in an oily voice.	Early Bird Gets the Worm (Expressions) Why did the archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird.
Earn a Living (Book Titles) Employment Handbook: Ernie Living^JG	Earthquake (One-Liners) Is a person shaking with laughter suffering from a mirthquake?
Easel (Tom Swifties) "Now I can do some painting," said Tom easily.	Easter (Chemistry) A chemist's favourite rabbit is the Ether Bunny. An anesthesiologist will dress up as the Ether Bunny before going into the boxing ring so that she could win by knockout.
Easy Does It (Book Titles) How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit^JG	Easy Money (Book Titles) How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money^JG
Eat, Drink and Be Merry (Cannibals) Do cannibals toast each other with "Eat, Drink and be Mary?"	Eaten (Misc) "Would you like a slice of my pizza?" "No thanks, I've already Eden."
Eater (Greek Letters) An eta is a person in a restaurant.	Eaves Trough (Book Titles) My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
Ecclesiastic (Religion) The favourite glue of people who work in churches is called Ecclesia-stick.	Economist (Redefinitions) Economist: A discount fog.
Edam (Book Titles) Hard Cheese!: E. Dam^A What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam!	Edgily (Tom Swifties) "Perimeter!" said Tom edgily.
Eek a Mouse (Book Titles) Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse	Eek! A Mouse! (Book Titles) Why is the Elephant on the Chair?: Zeke Amos
Eek-Wine (One-Liners) Jockeys drink booze made from frightened grapes: Equine.	Eerie (North America) This is a very spooky lake: Erie.
Egg on Face (Tom Swifties) "Yes, I was in the chicken coop when it exploded," admitted Tom, with egg on his face.	Eggs Acting (Tom Swifties) "Just what kind of show can this troupe 'The Humpty Dumpties' put on?" asked Tom exactingly.
Eggs in One Basket (Expressions) A long letter in Santa's in-basket Made him feel like he would blow a gasket. "You shouldn't feel blue, If I say that you Should not put all your begs in one ask-it."	E-I-E-I-O (Two-Liners) "Old MacDonald in the 'hood. E-I-E-I-Yo-Mama."
Eighty (Book Titles) The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold^JG	Either/Or (Expressions) Before surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
Either/Or Situation (Expressions) A small, grubby boat is a dingy dinghy. You can choose where to sit to propel it, as it's an either oar situation.	Ejaculated (Tom Swifties) "I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated.
Elbow (Anatomy) I've made a revolutionary bow shaped like an L! I'll call it the elbow.	Elder (Music) My Elgar brother is a notable composer.
Election (Tom Swifties) "Vote for Reagan," said Tom electronically.	Electric (Tom Swifties) "This computer display is shocking," said Tom electrically.
Electric Light Orchestra (Music) Adorable stuffed killer whale toys + Christmas lights + drinking straws = Electric Light Orcastraw.	Electricity (Book Titles) It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity
Electrocute (Animals) If a kitten ate an electric eel, would it become electro-cute?	Elegant (One-Liners) Do the anorexic supermodels think they're elegaunt?
Element of Surprise (Expressions) Chemists, and lately physicists, have discovered many elements, but have yet to find the Element of Surprise.	Elementary (Chemistry) "The name for the new trans-Uranic element should be Terry," said Professor Watson. "It's element-Terry, my dear Watson," said Professor Holmes. What kind of school is Sherlock Holmes Public School? Elementary, my dear Watson.
Elephant (Book Titles) Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt^JG I want a beer stein shaped like a pachyderm. I'd call it an alephant.	Elephant Light (Elephant) How do you make an elephant light? Have him hold a light bulb with his trunk and plug his tail into the electric socket.
Elevator and Helicopter (Book Titles) Vertical Takeoff!: Ella Vator and Ella Copter	Elmer (Canada) A nemesis of Bugs Bunny was Aylmer Fudd, the hunter.
Elongate (One-Liners) Let's hope that Elon Musk doesn't get involved in a scandal because ElonGate would be really drawn out.	Elvis Presley (Christmas) Which of Santa's Helpers rocked the most? Elfis Presley.
Embark (Tom Swifties) "Dorothy, if you're going to Oz again, I'm going with you," Em barked.	Em-Barking (One-Liners) Dogs are noisy when they're getting on ships because they're embarking.
Embrace (Dentist) Orthodontists don't hug, they em-brace.	Emit (Book Titles) What I Do When I Get More Work: Emmet A. Groan
Emmanuel Can't (Book Titles: Good) Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant	Emotional Baggage (Expressions) Telling your luggage that there will be no vacation this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst.
Empire (1) (Baseball) The story of a baseball official's addiction to lettuce was called "The Decline and Fall of the Romaine Umpire".	Empire (2) (Book Titles) Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pyre^C
Employment (One-Liners) "Cannabis Cultivation Technician": a new hemployment.	Empty Tank (Book Titles) Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank
Empty When Full (One-Liners) When I see a sign on a bin that says "Empty When Full", I always wonder how something can be empty when it's full?	Emu (Animals) Is it an electronic cow? Is it a flightless bird? It's both! It's an e-moo!
Emulate (Book Titles) Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late^JG	End Table (One-Liners) Any table that kills you is an end table.
Endorphins (One-Liners) Keeping fish can have a calming effect on the brain due to all of the indoor fins.	Ends of the Earth (Book Titles) Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth^JG
Engage (Tom Swifties) "Let's get married," said Tom engagingly.	Enough (Book Titles) A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
Entranced (Book Titles) Hypnotism: N. Tranced	Epilepsy (One-Liners) Does a high jumper who suffers from seizures have epileapsy?
Episodes (Two-Liners) I told my therapist that I sometimes feel like my life is a TV show. He told me to let him know if I have any more episodes.	Eppie [Ann Landers' real name] Graph (Tom Swifties) "I got a personal letter from Ann Landers," was Tom's epigraph.
Equa-door (South America) Is the gateway to South America through the Ecuador?	Equinox (One-Liners) March 21 and September 21 are days when horses don't use doorbells because they're equine-noxes.
Erase (Tom Swifties) "Nothing is indelible," said Tom irascibly.	Erg (Measures) What someone says when punched in the gut: "erg!"
Ern Prior (Canada) "Did you visit Ern before you left?" "Yes, I saw Arnprior to my departure."	Ernest Dead (Tom Swifties) "I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom in dead earnest.
Err (1) (Canada) To Ayr is human, to forgive (especially punsters) divine.	Err (2) (Meteorology) "To air is human, to forgive, divine."
Error (One-Liners) Is a lion's mistake an erroar?	Escargot (Two-Liners) A snail got himself a fast car with the letter S on its side. He wanted to drive really quickly so that people would say "Look at that S car go!" A French customs officer confiscated my crate of snails. Now I have less cargo.
Esterhazy (Tom Swifties) "Oh, stop talking about the Dreyfus case. Don't you like the colour of my eyes?" asked Esther hazily.	Et Tu, Brute? (Expressions) If Brutus had dressed up as a ballerina, Julius Caesar might have said "Et tutu, Brute?"
Ethel (Chemistry) Would you buy a drink from a woman named Ethyl Alcohol?	Ethyl Alcohol (Book Titles) I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol
Eubie Blake (Book Titles) Great Jazz Pianists: U. B. Blake	Eunuchs (Computers) Male programmers who have lost their manhood are Unix.
Euthenasia (Redefinitions) That which grows up and becomes adults in Asia.	Evangelist (Book Titles) Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist
Evaporate (Book Titles) Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate^A	Eve (Tom Swifties) "I wouldn't marry you even if you were the only woman on earth!" said Tom evenly.
Eve of Destruction (Book Titles) Prepare to Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction^JG	Ever at the Ready (Book Titles) Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady^JG
Eveready (Book Titles) Assault with Battery: Eva Ready	Every Day (Book Titles) The Paper Route: Avery Daye^JG
Everyone's Clear (Expressions) Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.	Everyone's Eaten (Cannibals) When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten.
Evolve (One-Liners) If Charles Darwin were alive today, would his favourite car be an e-Volvo?	Ex-Amine (Tom Swifties) "Now we remove the NH2 group," said Tom during the examination.
Ex-Aspirate (Tom Swifties) "I've changed my name to Al," said Hal, exasperated.	Exclamation Mark (Tom Swifties) "!" exclaimed Mark.
Ex-Crew (Tom Swifties) "I had to fire my first mate when she got too heavy for the boat," said Tom excruciatingly.	Execute (Tom Swifties) "Let's kill him," said the executive.
Exercise (Two-Liners) Priests who rid the world of evil spirits are always fit and healthy. It shows that exorcise is good for you.	Exhaust (Two-Liners) Last night I dreamed that I was a car muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Existential (Mathematics) In algebra, never let x = 10 or you'll have an existential crisis.	Exiter (Canada) A person using an exit is an Exeter.
Exorcism (Redefinitions) Mexorcism: What right-wing Americans want to do with illegal immigrants.	Expansive (Tom Swifties) "Here, son, have a free balloon!" said Tom expansively.
Expectantly (Tom Swifties) "My mother's sister will be here any minute," said Tom expectauntly.	Expectations Raised (One-Liners) Motto of a demolitions company: "Your expectations have been razed."
Expensive (Two-Liners) It isn't cheap to quit being a philosopher and a thinker. In fact, it's ex-pensive.	Ex-plane (Tom Swifties) "I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.
Ex-PLO (Tom Swifties) "Perhaps he's a former Palestinian commie?" explored Tom.	Ex-Postulate (Tom Swifties) "But suppose X does exist after all," Tom expostulated.
Ex-Pounded (Tom Swifties) "I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded.	Ex-Pres[ley] (Tom Swifties) "Elvis is dead," said Tom expressly.
Expressive (Tom Swifties) "These genes are dominant," said Tom expressively.	Ex-Temp (Tom Swifties) "I used to work for Kelly Services," Tom extemporized.
Exterminator (One-Liners) Pest Control is the best employment option for T-1000s if they live long enough to retire since, at that point, they will be ex-Terminators.	Extra Terrestrials (Jokes) What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
Ex-Train (Tom Swifties) "I used to work for the railway company," said Tom extraneously.	Ex-Uber-Ant (Tom Swifties) "I used to command a battalion of German ants," said Tom exuberantly.
Eye for an Eye (Expressions) When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.	Eye Land (Physical) The best place to find an optometrist is an Island.
Eye On (Chemistry) "I'm positive that I just lost an electron." "You'd better keep an ion that."	Eye Rate (One-Liners) Some people get upset at high optometrist fees. Others get irate.
Eye-Open (Astronomy) Galileo's discovery of Jupiter's moons must have been a real Io-pener.	Eye-Ron [Ronald Reagan] (Tom Swifties) "I'm a Reagan-watcher," said Tom ironically.
Force of Habit (Expressions) Nuns tend to gather in groups of two pairs due to fours of habit.