Pun Dictionary: F Entries

F Fort Less (Tom Swifties)
"The enemy has taken stronghold F," said Tom effortlessly.
Facelift (Book Titles)
Look Younger: Fay Slift JG
Faint Heart (Tom Swifties)
"I failed my electrocardiogram," said Tom faint-heartedly.
Fair Banks (USA)
The instant teller machines at the Geography Fair quickly became known as the Fairbanks.
Falcon (Birds)
The Great Autumn Bird Swindle was called the falcon.
Fall Cons (Football)
The Autumn Football Swindles became known as the Falcons.
False (Tom Swifties)
"That's a lie!" said Tom in falsetto.
Fal-Staff-Ian (Tom Swifties)
"Please keep Ian on salary even if he does no work; banish not sweet Ian, kind Ian, true Ian, valiant Ian from thy company," was Tom's Falstaffian plea.
Famous (Book Titles)
The Most Well-Known Rodent: Fay Mouse
Fan-Attic (Tom Swifties)
"I'm trying to get some air circulating up here just beneath the roof," said Tom fanatically.
Fan-Fare (Tom Swifties)
"The transit system could reduce its deficit by steeply charging those passengers on their way to rock concerts and sports events," said Tom with considerable fanfare.
Fan-Tass (Tom Swifties)
"The Soviet press is useful on hot days," said Tom fantastically.
Far Away (One-Liners)
Egpyt isn't close, it's pharaoh way.
Far Away (1) (Book Titles)
Not Near: Farrah Way
Far Away (2) (South America)
Get lost! Go Paraguay from me!
Far Go (USA)
Is Fargo the place from which long journeys start?
Far Out (Expressions)
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
Faroe Islands (Europe: Scandinavia)
Egypt and Norway have something in common. In Egypt, the Pharaoh ruled for as far as his eye could see - the Pharaoh Eye-Lands. Norway controls the Faroe Islands.
Fat (Tom Swifties)
"I'm 'drawing' the butter," Tom clarified fatuously.
Fatigues (Jokes)
What are tired Army clothes? Fatigues.
Fault (Physical)
Don't blame me for the earthquake! It's not my fault!
Favour a Bull (Tom Swifties)
"I don't want my cow to be artificially inseminated," was Tom's favourable response.
Fay Would (Toronto)
What about Fay? Do you think Faywood fall for a gorilla like him?
Fear-Less (Tom Swifties)
"Forward march! Eins, zwei, drei, funf, eins, zwei, drei, funf!" said the German commander fearlessly.
Fed Up (Cannibals)
You can feel safe around an annoyed cannibal because he's already fed up.
Fee Bull (Tom Swifties)
"You can use my stud for 100 dollars," was Tom's feeble offer.
Feel Awful (Two-Liners)
I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I falafel.
Feelings (Jokes)
Be kind to your dentist. S/he has fillings too.
Feet (Anatomy)
Medical platitude: "Big feet run in the family."
Fend Her (Cars)
She attacked me with a tire iron, so I had to fender off with my hubcap.
Fentanyl (Two-Liners)
The soft drink Fanta is an opiod. When I run out, it's a Fanta-nil situation.
Fern Ass (One-Liners)
The backside of a fern is really hot because it's a furnace.
Fetch (Tom Swifties)
"I'll go get the stick," said Tom fetchingly.
Fie (Greek Letters)
Fee phi fo fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!
Field (Sports)
Sports grammar: Incorrect past tense of "to feel": Field.
Figment (Jokes)
What kind of candy should remain in your imagination? A fig mint.
Figure (1) (Tom Swifties)
"I could always draw it on paper," Tom figured.
Figure (2) (Tom Swifties)
"I really admire Raquel Welch's acting," said Tom figuratively.
Filet Mignon [1] (One-Liners)
If you dine on steak and find yourself a little hoarse afterwards, were you eating filly mignon?
Filet Mignon [2] (One-Liners)
If you had steak in the City of Brotherly Love, did you have Philly mignon?
Fill 'Er Up (Book Titles)
The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup JG
Fill Us In (Book Titles)
Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn JG
Filling (Dentist)
Dentist: "What type of filling would you like?" Patient: "Chocolate?"
Filling in (Dentist)
I needed a cavity fixed, but my dentist was away. Fortunately he had someone filling in.
Filter Out (Book Titles)
The Polarization Process: Phil Terrout A
Filthy (Book Titles)
Unclean!: Phil Thee
Final (Chemistry)
Chemistry exams at the end of the year are phenol exams.
Final Frontier (Two-Liners)
It's hard to tell in the pictures, but Mr. Spock of Star Trek has three ears: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
Fine (Tom Swifties)
"Albert, that illegal left turn is going to cost you twenty bucks," said the policeman finally.
Finger [Unix command] (Tom Swifties)
"I plan to work for Digital," said Tom, giving me the finger.
Finger Food (Cannibals)
I suspect that cannibals have different ideas about finger food than we do.
Finish (Europe: Scandinavia)
Did you manage to Finnish your geography homework?
Fired (Jokes)
How did the human cannonball lose his job? He got fired.
Fired Back (Tom Swifties)
"My spinal cord has been given notice," Tom fired back.
Fitting (One-Liners)
When a tailor dies, do his friends give him a fitting tribute?
Five (Europe: United Kingdom)
Scottish Geographer counting: "... two, three, four, Fife,..."
Flaccid (Tom Swifties)
"I'm just not attracted to you," said Tom flaccidly.
Flag-Rant (Tom Swifties)
"You should *never* burn the Stars and Stripes!" cried Tom flagrantly.
Flash Freeze (Redefinitions)
What happens when you expose yourself while in Antarctica.
Flat (1) (Tom Swifties)
"I don't like steamrollers!" said Tom flatly.
Flat (2) (Tom Swifties)
"This must be Nebraska," Tom stated flatly.
Flat Tire (Book Titles)
Blowout!: Vlad Tire JG
Flatten 'em (Chemistry)
"I'll knock down these buildings!" "You mean you'll platinum?"
Flattery (Physical)
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
"Your steam roller will not persuade me. Flattery will get you nowhere!"
Flaws (Dentist)
The dentist's character isn't perfect: he has his floss.
Fleet (1) (Military)
"Those Navy people sure can run fast!" "Yes, they're very fleet of foot."
Fleet (2) (Tom Swifties)
"Ships ahoy!" said Tom fleetingly.
Flexible (One-Liners)
Should yoga instructors be prepared to work flexible hours?
Flies (1) (Jokes)
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Flies (2) (Misc)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Flint (USA)
Flint, Michigan is the "Sparks from Rocks Capital of the World".
Flip Ant (Tom Swifties)
"I love trying to make insects fly," said Tom flippantly.
Flippant (Tom Swifties)
"When do I turn over the pancakes?" asked Tom flippantly.
Floor Right (Geology)
If I don't get this fluorite, when someone walks in he'll fall through to the basement.
Floors (Asia: Southeast)
Geography classrooms have ceilings, walls and Flores.
Florist (Book Titles)
Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist JG
Flounder (Food)
Joe tried to win the fishing derby, but floundered instead.
Flu (Jokes)
What's a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The flue.
Flush (Book Titles)
Down the Drain: W.C. Flush
Flu-Went (Tom Swifties)
"You're losing your grippe!" said Tom fluently.
Fly off the Handle (Expressions)
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Fondle (Tom Swifties)
"I wouldn't mind running my fingers over THOSE!" said Tom fondly.
Fool (Cars)
A person who sniffs gas isn't an idiot, he's a fuel.
Foot Loose (Jokes)
Should you be worried if a zombie starts singing "Footloose"?
Foot the bill (Expressions)
What's the difference between a philanthropist and an orthopedist? A philanthropist foots the bill, while an orthopedist bills the foot.
For Giving and Not Forgetting (Expressions)
The Christmas of Reconciliation was memorable because Christmas is forgiving and not forgetting.
For Long (Measures)
Buy this horse now, because it won't be this cheap furlong!
For Most Of My Life (Asia: East)
I have been studying Geography Formosa my life.
For Rest (Trees/Shrubs)
"Do you go to the woods for exercise?" "No, I go forest."
For Ward (Hockey)
"Ward wants you to get some food from the store." "Ok, I'll do it forward."
Force (Physics)
A force is one step greater than a threece.
Ford (Cars)
Without a bridge, the best place to drive across a river is at a Ford.
Foregone Conclusion (Expressions)
I shanked a golf ball deep into the rough. That it was lost was a fore-gone conclusion.
Forest fire (Book Titles)
Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar JG
Fore-Warn (Tom Swifties)
"I'm no good at golf. I know I'm going to hit another bad shot," Tom forewarned.
Forge (Tom Swifties)
"Now all I have to do for this banknote is engrave the portrait," Tom forged ahead.
Forgery (Jokes)
What's the similarity between a blacksmith and a counterfeiter? They're into forgery.
Forlornly (Tom Swifties)
"I must do something about the dying grass in my yard," said Tom for-lawnly.
Fortune Teller (Jokes)
What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller.
Fouls (Baseball)
The pitcher became known as "Chicken" Little because batters kept hitting fouls off him.
Four-Abode (Tom Swifties)
"I don't know how much longer I'll need only three of my houses," said Tom forebodingly.
Fourth (Tom Swifties)
"I will NOT finish in fifth place," Tom held forth.
Fourth Coming (Tom Swifties)
"The last of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse is on his way," said Tom, forthcoming.OK
Fourth Right (Tom Swifties)
"I got the first three wrong," said Tom forthrightly.
France Is (Names)
"I'm going to Cannes in January." "The south of Frances very nice at that time of year."
France is Crowded (Book Titles)
French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
Frank (1) (Money)
"I must be franc with you. Your monetary policy plan will not work."
Frank (2) (Names)
If nothing else, Frank is always honest with you.
Frank (3) (Tom Swifties)
"I do NOT have a multiple personality disorder," said Tom, trying to be frank.
Frank Opinion (Book Titles)
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion 2
Frankfurter (Book Titles)
Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
Frankly (Book Titles)
To be Honest: Frank Lee a
Free of Charge (One-Liners)
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
Freed A (Names)
I organized the breakout that Frieda few friends of mine.
Freed a Convict (Book Titles)
The Great Escape: Freida Convict
Fretful (Tom Swifties)
"I can't play the guitar because my fingers are too big," said Tom fretfully.
Front (1) (Meteorology)
Given a choice, a weatherman always enters by the front door.
Front (2) (Toronto)
Why travel the back streets, when we have Front Street?
Frostbite (Hot Cross Puns)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
Frugal (Tom Swifties)
"Dance in lane," said the sign frugally.
Fruit (Music)
Underwear for musicians: Flute of the Loom.
Fruitful (Tom Swifties)
"I just ate three apples!" said Tom fruitfully.
Fruitless (Tom Swifties)
"Please pass me the oranges," was Tom's fruitless request.
Frustration (Redefinitions)
Frustriation: Anger that the paper will not tear on the dotted line.
Full of Himself (Cannibals)
An egotistical cannibal is full of himself.
Fur (Trees/Shrubs)
Some evergreens are always warm because they have fir coats.

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