Pun Dictionary: G Entries

Gab On (Geography)
The Geography students were asked to shut up, but they continued to Gabon.
Gab Row (Geology)
All of the talkative geology students were put in one row, soon christened the "gabbro".
Gale (Meteorology)
The most common name of women from the Windy City: Gail.
Gale Force (Book Titles)
Strong Winds: Gail Force JG
Gall-Ant (Tom Swifties)
"That young insect is female," said Tom gallantly.
Gallup Poll (Jokes)
How can one do a survey of jockeys? With a Gallop Poll.
Gander (Geography)
What's good for the goose is good for the Gander.
Garden of Eden (Cannibals)
If a good cannibal dies, does s/he go to the Garden of Eaten?
Gardener (Toronto)
A Gardiner is a person who maintains flowerbeds and vegetable gardens.
Gathering Dust (Expressions)
I got rid of my broom and dustpan. They were just gathering dust.
Gaul (Tom Swifties)
"Je suis francais," Tom had the gall to claim.
Gay (Tom Swifties)
"I don't believe in mixed marriages," said Tom gaily.
Gee Whiz (Book Titles)
Good gracious!: G. Whiz
Gee, I'm A Tree (Mathematics)
What a little acorn says when he grows up: Geometry!
General (Military)
As a general rule, it's a good idea to grovel to superior officers.
Generally (Book Titles)
How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee A Civil War jokes are General Lee frowned upon.
Generator (Book Titles)
The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator A
Genius (Book Titles)
Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
Gentille [French] (Tom Swifties)
"Alouette, je te plumerai," sang Tom jauntily.
Georgia (Book Titles)
Gone With The Wind: George Uh JG
Geriatric (Book Titles)
Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick s
Geronimo (Hot Cross Puns)
What do you get when you cross an Indian with a cow? Geronimoo.
Get it Right (Book Titles)
Try, Try Again: Getty Trite s
Getting Up (Book Titles)
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp
Gig [gigabyte] (One-Liners)
I started a band called 999 Megabytes - we haven't gotten a gig yet.
Gilt (Tom Swifties)
"It's just gold leaf," said Tom guiltily.
Ginger (Tom Swifties)
"Oh, this house tastes good!" said Hansel and Gretel, gingerly.
Ginger [Rodgers] (Tom Swifties)
"I'll bet Fred Astaire's dance partner spiced up his life," said Tom gingerly.OK
Ginger Ale (Book Titles)
Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile a
Gingerbread (One-Liners)
If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
Give You Up (Expressions)
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
Glad He Ate Her (Cannibals)
Are cannibals who like extreme sports gladiators?
Glad It's (Names)
That thunderstorm was really scary. I'm Gladys over now.
Glad it's Night (Book Titles)
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
Glad to See Ya (Book Titles)
Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya JG
Glam Organ (Geography)
Where in Wales will you find a church organ all decked out in sequins, ruffles and feathers? In the Vale of Glam-organ.
Glass Cow (Geography)
A transparent silica bovine: Glasgow.
Gleem [brand of toothpaste] (Tom Swifties)
"Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth," said Tom with a gleam in his eye.
Glen Plaid (Book Titles)
Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd JG
Glowing (Tom Swifties)
"Eating uranium makes me feel funny," said Tom glowingly.
Glub (1) (Golf)
What a golfer says when he/she sinks: Club.
Glub (2) (Tom Swifties)
"Help, I'm drowning!" was Tom's glib, glib, glib chortle.
Glue 'em (Tom Swifties)
"PLEASE don't let me fall apart," pleaded Tom gloomily.
Go (Animals)
Livestock hymn: "Goat Tell it on the Mountain".
Go A (Geography)
How to tell a pesky geographer to get lost: "Goa way."
Go Back for Seconds (Expressions)
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Go Bee (Geography)
In the bee races, geographers shout "Gobi, go!"
Go For (Animals)
I'm hungry. Let's gopher some lunch now.
Go Inside (Mathematics)
What one does when it rains: Coincide.
Go on Ahead (Expressions)
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One said to the other, "You stay here. I'll go on ahead."
Go Out on a High Note (Expressions)
The retiring opera singer wanted to go out on a high note.
Goal (1) (Geology)
When the geologist kicked the soccer ball into the net, she scored a coal, man."
Goal (2) (Hockey)
My goal in life is to play in the NHL.
Goalie (Jokes)
Undead hockey and soccer teams have ghoulies to guard the net.
Gobbling (Jokes)
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!
God Helps those who Help Themselves (Expressions)
When the little boy was caught with his hand in the cookie jar, he said "I needed help with my homework." The reason: "God helps those who help themselves."
Godfather (One-Liners)
The head of the Fish Mafia is the Codfather.
Goin Home (Book Titles)
Laid Off!: Gwen Home JG
Going Out (Jokes)
What does one candle say to the other? "You going out tonight?"
Golden (Geography)
The town of Golden, British Columbia must be pretty quiet, since "Silence is Golden".
Golf (Geography)
The favourite sport of Geography profs is gulf.
Gone (1) (Geography)
When a typhoon hits, the residents of this island read the book Guam With the Wind.
Gone (2) (Military)
Favourite military movie: "Gun with the Wind."
Gone with the Wind (Jokes)
A company that makes really large wind chimes could be called "Gong with the Wind".
Gonna (Geography)
I studied really hard for this test and I know I'm Ghana get a good mark.
Good Taste (Cannibals)
Cannibals only eat fully-dressed fashion designers because of their great taste in clothes.
Good to the Last Drop (Expressions)
Maxwell House is the skydivers' coffee because it's good to the last drop.
Goodness Gracious (Tom Swifties)
"Oh my goodness!" said Tom graciously.
Google (Redefinitions)
Kugel: A Jewish search engine.
Gorgeous (One-Liners)
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
Gorgonzola (Food)
The cheese that will turn you to stone is Gorgon-zola. The most Vice-Presidential cheese is Al Goregonzola.
Got Over It (Expressions)
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.Pun.me
Got your back (Cannibals)
If a cannibal says he's got your back, would you feel reassured?
Grab it and Run (Book Titles)
We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run A
Grace (Tom Swifties)
"For the meal we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful," said Tom gracefully.
Grand [piano] (Tom Swifties)
"I don't have to stand upright," said Tom grandly.
Grandma (Greek Letters)
Gamma is married to Grandpa.
Grant Money (Book Titles)
The National Science Foundation: Grant Money JG
Grant Wishes (Book Titles)
Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
Granted (Geology)
Of all things, we must never take rocks for granite.
Graphite (Geology)
When geologists fight with charts, it's called a graphite.
Grapple (Meteorology)
It is sometimes difficult to graupel with the difficulties of cold rain formation.
Grasshopper (Animals)
Marijuana has been proven to cause animals to mutate! A rabbit jumped into a pot field and became a grass-hopper!
Grate (Tom Swifties)
"My dime rolled into the sewer," cried Tom gratefully.
Grating [cheese] (Tom Swifties)
"Where's the cheese?" asked Tom gratingly.
Grave (Tom Swifties)
"I'll try to dig up a couple of friends," said Tom gravely.
Gravity (Physics)
"Is it very serious?" "Yes, it is a matter of the utmost gravity."
Gravy (Jokes)
What do zombies put on their Halloween roasts? Grave-y. (And we shouldn't ask what the roast is…)
Great (Food)
I think eating raisins is a grape idea.
Greek (Music)
You're musically illiterate? Yep. All those notes and things are Grieg to me.
Green Land (Geography)
Watching Mr. Green fly isn't as scary as watching Greenland.
Gregarious (Book Titles)
Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious JG
Greg-Gary (Tom Swifties)
"Let's invite Greg and Gary," said Tom gregariously.
Grimm [Brothers] (Tom Swifties)
"I collect fairy tales," said Tom grimly.
Grin and bear it (Book Titles)
Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
Grin and Bear It (Expressions)
How do strippers deal with adversity? They grin and bare it.
Grinned (Tom Swifties)
"I admit to being amused by your long joke with the stupid punchline," said Tom, chagrined.
Grisly (Jokes)
How about the bear that was hit by an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They said it was a grizzly accident.
Grit (Tom Swifties)
"I've got sand in my food," said Tom grittily.
Gross [144] (Tom Swifties)
"I can eat one hundred and forty-four," Tom boasted grossly.
Ground (Jokes)
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Grouse [bird] (Tom Swifties)
"Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused.
Growing (Jokes)
I don't understand why there aren't more farmers. Isn't it supposed to be a growing industry?
Grumpy (Tom Swifties)
"I am so one of the seven dwarfs!" he said grumpily.
Guacamole (Tom Swifties)
"Mash that avacado and add some seasoning," said Tom guacamole.
Guest (Tom Swifties)
"I must be on a visit," Tom guessed.
Guilty (Book Titles)
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee JG
Guinea (Geography)
I do not want to be a Guinea pig for your experiments.
Gulag (One-Liners)
A Russian prison for the undead would be called a ghoulag.
Gulp (Tom Swifties)
"And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!" Tom gulped.
Guns (Anatomy)
Killer dentists shoot people with gums.
Gush (Tom Swifties)
"I've been having an incontinence problem," Tom gushed.
Gust (One-Liners)
Does the Wind Giant eat his food with gusto?
Gustatorial (Book Titles)
The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial JG
Gut ["cat gut"] (Tom Swifties)
"That may cause my violin strings to snap," was Tom's gut reaction.
Guy And A (Geography)
A Guyana girl may become husband and wife.
Guy Fawkes Day (One-Liners)
If you see a fox, name it Guy, so you can have an instant Guy Fawkes Day.
Guy-less (Tom Swifties)
"I don't have a boyfriend," said Mary guilelessly.
Gymnasium (Book Titles)
The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium JG
Gymnastics (Book Titles)
Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics g
Gyp Some (Geology)
The con man tried to gypsum mineralogists with a fake ruby, but he got caught.
To Have Guts (Cannibals)
Is a courageous cannibal said to have guts?

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