Pun Dictionary: J Entries

Jack it (Clothing)
When your car gets a flat tire, you have to jacket up before you can change it.
Jacobs Ladder (Book Titles)
Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder JG
Jaded (Tom Swifties)
"My Chinese necklace has been stolen," said Mary jadedly.
Jane (Measures)
"Me Tarzan, you chain."
Janice Cooks (Book Titles)
Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks w
January (Book Titles)
The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary JG
Jean-Claude van Damme (Jokes)
A major martial arts actor in Waterworld is Jean-Claude van Damp. He made quite a splash in Hollywood!
Jekyll and Hyde (Book Titles)
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde JG
Jerry-rig (Book Titles)
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg JG
Jersey (Geography)
On the island of Jersey, one may see cows wearing shirts.
Jest-Stick (Tom Swifties)
"I won't be on time for the Christmas party because some joker put glue on the bottoms of my shoes," Tom gesticulated.
Jet Fuel (Book Titles)
What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel JG
Jew Ant (Tom Swifties)
"The insect in William's hand is wearing a yarmulka!" said Tom jubilantly.
Jew Dish (Tom Swifties)
"Let's eat kosher tonight," said Tom judiciously.
Jew Dough (Redefinitions)
Judo: What you can find in a kosher bakery.
Jew Lip (Redefinitions)
Julep: Backtalk given to a rabbi.
Jew Nipper (Trees/Shrubs)
My dog bit the rabbi, so I called him Juniper.
Jewels Sparkle (Book Titles)
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
Jimmy the Lock (Book Titles)
How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock JG
Job Well Done (Expressions)
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Jock Itch (Book Titles)
Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch JG
Jock Strap (Book Titles)
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap l
Johnny cake (Book Titles)
How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake JG
Joint (Anatomy)
Ken and Joyce's Knee and Hip Surgeons, Inc. is a joint operation. "Your meat, madam!" announced the two butcher boys jointly.
Joked (Tom Swifties)
"You've got to be egging me on," yolked Tom.
Joker (Book Titles)
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
Joust (Tom Swifties)
"Why do they burn aromatic substances at these tournaments?" asked Tom, justly incensed.
Jovial (Tom Swifties)
"I plan to start a cattle ranch in a space station orbiting Jupiter," said Tom jovially.
Judgement (Book Titles)
Life is a Trial: Judd Gement JG
Juilliard [Academy] (Book Titles)
Measuring Musical Aptitude: Julie Yard
Jumped At (Expressions)
I was offered free lessons at the Skydiving Academy. I jumped at the chance.
Jumpsuit (Clothing)
What to wear when you want to take a flying leap: Jumpsuit.
June (Tom Swifties)
"I always stammer just before July," was Tom's jejune explanation.
Jurisprudent (Tom Swifties)
"After the trial I sold a dozen pieces of the rock," said the insurance salesman jurisprudently.
Just a Canadian (Book Titles)
From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian JG
Just a Peek! (Geography)
"Aw, c'mon! Chesapeake?" "No! Not until Christmas!"
Just Do It (Book Titles)
The History of the Nike Slogan: Jess DeWitt If Nike were to start marketing to singers, would it use the slogan "Just Duet"?
Just his Fingers (Book Titles)
Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers A
Just in Case (Book Titles)
I Need Insurance: Justin Case
Just in Time (Book Titles)
Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
Just See (Book Titles)
Birdwatching for Beginners: Jesse the Parrot E
Just us Chickens (Book Titles)
Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens JG
Justification (Tom Swifties)
"I like ragged margins," said Tom without justification.

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