Pun Dictionary: J Entries

Jack it (Clothing)
When your car gets a flat tire, you have to jacket up before you can change it.
Jacobs Ladder (Book Titles)
Fingerplay: Jacob SladderJG
Jaded (Tom Swifties)
"My Chinese necklace has been stolen," said Mary jadedly.
Jam (Jokes)
Speaking of making preserves, I tried making door jamb once, but it wasn't very good. People kept slamming it.
When is a gun like a sandwich? When it is jammed.
Jamming (Two-Liners)
Why is there music coming from the printer? The paper is jamming again.
Jane (Measures)
"Me Tarzan, you chain."
Janice Cooks (Book Titles)
Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooksw
Janitor (Book Titles: Good)
I Cleaned Up This Town!: Janet Orr
January (Book Titles)
The Dead Of Winter: Jan YuaryJG
Jaw-Dropping (Undead)
For a zombie, every surprise is jaw-dropping.
Je M'Appelle (Book Titles: Good)
How to Introduce Yourself in French: Gemma Pelle
Jean-Claude van Damme (Two-Liners)
A major martial arts actor in Waterworld is Jean-Claude van Damp. He made quite a splash in Hollywood!
Jekyll and Hyde (Book Titles: Good)
Split Personalities: Jacqueline HydeJG
Jerry-Rig (Book Titles)
I Can Fix It: Jerry RiggJG
Jersey (Europe: United Kingdom)
On the island of Jersey, one may see cows wearing shirts.
Jest-Stick (Tom Swifties)
"I won't be on time for the Christmas party because some joker put glue on the bottoms of my shoes," Tom gesticulated.
Jet Fuel (Book Titles)
What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff FuelJG
Jew Ant (Tom Swifties)
"The insect in William's hand is wearing a yarmulka!" said Tom jubilantly.
Jew Dish (Tom Swifties)
"Let's eat kosher tonight," said Tom judiciously.
Jew Dough (Redefinitions)
Judo: What you can find in a kosher bakery.
Jew Lip (Redefinitions)
Julep: Backtalk given to a rabbi.
Jew Nipper (Plants)
My dog bit the rabbi, so I called him Juniper.
Jewels Sparkle (Book Titles)
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
Jib Bootie (Africa)
A person who makes footwear from sailcloth could be from Djibouti.
Jig Saw (Redefinitions)
If you need to cut wood while dancing, use a jigsaw.
Jimmy the Lock (Book Titles)
How to Break In: Jimmy De LockJG
Job Well Done (Expressions)
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Jock Itch (Book Titles)
Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques ItchJG
Jock Strap (Book Titles)
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strapl
Jogged (One-Liners)
I had forgotten how to run, but a trainer jogged my memory.
Johnny Cake (Book Titles)
How to Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny CakeJG
Joint (Anatomy)
Ken and Joyce's Knee and Hip Surgeons, Inc. is a joint operation.
"Your meat, madam!" announced the two butcher boys jointly.
Joint [marijuana] (Expressions)
My grandma told me that her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.Pun.me
Joked (Tom Swifties)
"You've got to be egging me on," yolked Tom.
Joker (Book Titles)
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kerr
Jostle and Shove (Book Titles)
The Rowdy Crowd: Jocelyn Shove
Joust (Tom Swifties)
"Why do they burn aromatic substances at these tournaments?" asked Tom, justly incensed.
Jovial (Tom Swifties)
"I plan to start a cattle ranch in a space station orbiting Jupiter," said Tom jovially.
Judgement (Book Titles)
Life is a Trial: Judd GementJG
Juilliard [Academy] (Book Titles)
Measuring Musical Aptitude: Julie Yard
Jump Higher (Jokes)
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. Houses can't jump.
Jumped At (Expressions)
I was offered free lessons at the Skydiving Academy. I jumped at the chance.
Jumping Jack Flash [song] (Music)
I was doing jumping jacks when my pants fell down. That's how I became known as Jumping Jack Flash.
Jumpsuit (Clothing)
What to wear when you want to take a flying leap: Jumpsuit.
June (Tom Swifties)
"I always stammer just before July," was Tom's jejune explanation.
Jurisprudent (Tom Swifties)
"After the trial I sold a dozen pieces of the rock," said the insurance salesman jurisprudently.
Just a Canadian (Book Titles)
From the Great White North: Jessica NadianJG
Just a Peek! (USA)
"Aw, c'mon! Chesapeake?" "No! Not until Christmas!"
Just Do It (Book Titles: Good)
The History of the Nike Slogan: Jess DeWitt
If Nike were to start marketing to singers, would it use the slogan "Just Duet"?
Just His Fingers (Book Titles)
Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice FingersA
Just in Case (Book Titles)
I Need Insurance: Justin Case
Just in Time (Book Titles: Good)
Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
Just See (Book Titles)
Birdwatching for Beginners: Jesse the ParrotE
Just Us Chickens (Book Titles)
Poultry Farmers: Justus ChickensJG
Justification (Tom Swifties)
"I like ragged margins," said Tom without justification.
Juvenile (One-Liners)
Many Roman poets were mature, but one was Juvenal.

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