- Kam Loops (Canada)
- Canned ham cut in rings: Kamloops.
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- Kangaroo (Money)
- Would a joint Indo-Australian currency be called the KangaRupee?
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- Kaopectate (Book Titles)
- After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'PectateJG
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- Kareoke (Book Titles)
- Singing Solo: Carrie O'KeeB
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- Katydid (Book Titles)
- Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie DiddJG
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- Keel (1) (Europe: Germany)
- The Kiel keeps a sailing ship from tipping over.
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- Keel (2) (Toronto)
- A sailboat has a Keele to keep it from tipping over.
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- Keep My Own Hours (Expressions)
- I like being a clockmaker. I can keep my own hours.
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- Keep off the Grass (Expressions)
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre says "Keep off the Grass".
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- Keep Track (Expressions)
- "You are a terrible train driver! How many trains have you derailed this year?" "I don't know, it's hard to keep track!"
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- Keeper (Two-Liners)
- I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...straightaway, I knew he was a keeper.
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- Kempt (Halifax)
- After coming in from the windy outdoors, her hair was messy, out of place and un-Kempt.
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- Ken Doll (Book Titles: Good)
- Barbie's Companion: Kendall Husband
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- Ken Says (USA)
- "What is Ken's opinion?" "Kansas it's fine by him."
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- Kennebunkport (Book Titles)
- Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny BunkportJG
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- Kepler (Astronomy)
- An astronomer who kepples: Kepler.
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- Kermit the Frog (Jokes)
- Which Muppet was the Whiskey King? Kermit Laphroaig.
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- Kernel of Corn (Book Titles)
- Military Fast: Colonel O'Cornl
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- Kernel of truth (Book Titles)
- Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Liesl
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- Key (Music)
- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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- Kick (One-Liners)
- Daredevils smack a horse's rump not for the thrill, but for kicks.
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- Kid (Tom Swifties)
- "I want to hear my baby bleat," Mary kidded.
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- Kid Knee (Anatomy)
- What's that joint in a child's leg? A kidney.
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- Kid Napping (One-Liners)
- There was a kidnapping at school, but don't worry, she woke up.
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- Kill Kenny (Europe: Ireland)
- "Somebody shot at Ken? Who would want to Kilkenny?"
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- Killed (One-Liners)
- Old bedspread makers never die, but they can be quilt.
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- Killed Her (Money)
- The news of the stock market crash so shocked the woman that it guilder.
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- Kill-o-Gram (Measures)
- Based on the tradition of the singing telegram, the Mafia hit squad has introduced the kilogram.
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- Kilt (One-Liners)
- When Scots undress, they also become unbalanced because they're off-kilter.
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- Kimono (Book Titles)
- Yoko's Robe: Kim OnoJG
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- Kinder [German for children] (One-Liners)
- No matter how kind you are, German kids are Kinder.
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- King Key (Tom Swifties)
- "This will get me into the royal bedroom," said Tom kinkily.
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- Kipling (Toronto)
- Best-selling old postcard: "Do you like Kipling? I don't know, you naughty boy. I've never Kippled!"
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- Kiss and Make Up (Two-Liners)
- Did you hear about the beauty salon that offers marriage counseling? It's called the Kiss and Make-Up.
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- Kit (Jokes)
- How do you assemble a fox? Well, you start with a kit…
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- Kit and Caboodle (Book Titles)
- A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
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- Kitchen-er (Canada)
- A professional cook could be called a Kitchener.
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- Knee On (Chemistry: Elements)
- When kneeling to be knighted, a chemist must put one neon the floor.
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- Kneel Before Me (Expressions)
- I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
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- Kneel Down (Book Titles: Good)
- Ready for Knighthood: Neil DowneJG
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- Kneel Son (Toronto)
- "Are you going to knight me now, Dad?" "Nielson, so that I may dub thee Sir Roderick."
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- Knew It (Tom Swifties)
- "I newt!" said the salamander.
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- Knicker Elastic (Book Titles)
- It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
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- Knickers (Christmas)
- Is Santa Claus' brand of underwear called St. Knickers?
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- Knitting (Tom Swifties)
- "I've run out of wool," said Tom, knitting his brow.
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- Knocks Ville (USA)
- There are no doorbells in Knoxville.
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- Knotsies (Jokes)
- How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis.
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- Knotting Ham (Europe: United Kingdom)
- Are macramé pigs made in Nottingham?
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- Know Him (USA)
- As Bob's wife of 20 years, I think I Nome very well.
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- Knowed (Astronomy)
- Incorrect past tense of "to know": Node.
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- Knows (Anatomy)
- "Nobody nose the troubles I've seen..."
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- Kootchie (Jokes)
- How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"
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- Kotter (Middle East)
- A popular TV sitcom featuring the "sweathogs" was "Welcome Back Qatar."
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- Kraft (Tom Swifties)
- "Have some cheese," said Tom craftily.
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- Krewel (Tom Swifties)
- "Now THAT's sloppy embroidery," Tom needled cruelly.
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- Kuala (Animals)
- The capital of Malaysia is Koala Lumpur.
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- Kung Fu (Meat)
- The Pork Chop, Mutton Masher and Corn Pop are a few moves from the martial art "Kung Food".
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