Pun Dictionary: N Entries

Nag (Tom Swifties)
"I told you not to ride that horse," Tom nagged.
Nailed It (Expressions)
After making the perfect hammer blow, you should say "I nailed it!"
Nan Tuck It (USA)
"Nan doesn't know how to put the sheet on the bed." "Nantucket under the corners like in the hospitals."
Nantucket (Book Titles)
East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett JG
Nap Tune (Astronomy)
A ditty to put you to sleep: Neptune.
Nasal Twang (Tom Swifties)
"I play the guitar with my nose!" Tom boasted, with a nasal twang.
NASCAR (Daytona Beach) (Book Titles)
Date on a Beach: Nash Carr
Natalie / Natale (Tom Swifties)
"What would be a good name for a girl born on Christmas Day?" asked Tom, adjusting his tie nattily.
Nattily (Book Titles)
Ready to Party: Natalie Dressed
Naught (Tom Swifties)
"You're a real zero," said Tom naughtily.
Navy [blue] (Tom Swifties)
"Boy, am I feeling blue!" said Tom as he joined the British navy.
Nay Sayer (Book Titles)
I Disagree With That!: N. A. Sayer
NCAA (Book Titles)
American College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay JG
Near It (Astronomy)
"Am I far from it?" "No, you're Nereid."
Near-Death Experience (Expressions)
I plugged my ears with my fingers and had a near-deaf experience.
Necessary (Book Titles)
Why Clothing is Required in India: Vanessa Sari
Need Eep (Tom Swifties)
"When I'm worried, I feel an overwhelming urge to cry 'Eep!'" said Tom, knee-deep in trouble.
Need the Dough (Expressions)
Bakers have to work because they knead the dough.
Need to Know (Expressions)
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Needles (Trees/Shrubs)
Sewing is easy in a coniferous forest, since needles abound.
Negative [charge] (Tom Swifties)
"Someone stole my electrolytic capacitor!" Tom charged negatively.
Negligée (Tom Swifties)
"Honey, put on that see-through thing," said Tom negligently.
Neither (Africa)
He got Niger a good mark nor a bad mark in Geography.
Neon (Anatomy)
Would a leg injury clinic have a knee-on sign?
Nervous tic (Tom Swifties)
"My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight," said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.
Nervous Wreck (Jokes)
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Ness (Tom Swifties)
"The monster in the lake has eaten my cake," said Tom necessarily.
Neutralize (Chemistry)
Why does the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.
Never (Europe: Iberia)
James Bond movie set in Spain: "Never say Navarre again".
New (1) (Animals)
"I'm fine, thanks. What's gnu with you?"
New (2) (Greek Letters)
Hi there! What's nu with you?
New Ark (USA)
If Noah were reincarnated, he could go to New Jersey to build a Newark.
New Rot (Tom Swifties)
"I got five cavities since my last dentist's visit," said Tom neurotically.
New Ton (Physics)
That which replaced the old ton: Newton.
Nice (Geology)
You sent her flowers? What a gneiss thing to do.
Nice [France] (Tom Swifties)
"You may take a vacation in the south of France," said Tom nicely.
Nick (Anatomy)
"Thank goodness you've come! You got here just in the neck of time!"
Nicked Shaving (Book Titles)
Dull Razor: Nick Shaving JG
Nicotine (Book Titles)
Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen JG
Niece (Europe: France)
A French girl can be a Nice, but never a nephew.
Nigh Eve (Tom Swifties)
"Why are you lying down so close to me?" asked Adam naively.
Night Row Gin (Chemistry)
A drink to consume while rowing long after sunset: Nitrogen.
Nile (Africa)
The Egyptians weren't destroyed, they were a-Nile-ated.
Nim Bus (Meteorology)
A large vehicle suitable for carrying nims: Nimbus.
Ninety Degrees (F) (Jokes)
If you feel cold, stand in a corner. They're usually around 90 degrees.
Nip and Tuck (Asia: Japan)
A name for a Japanese plastic surgery clinic could be Nippon Tuck. A combination of tuxedo rental shop and plastic surgery clinic could be called "Nip and Tux".
Nipple (Asia: South)
One can find a Nepal on a woman's breast.
Nippy Gone (Canada)
When Mr. Nippy finally left, we said "Nipigon!"
No (Meteorology)
Meteorologist on Broadway: "There's snow business like show business..."
No Avail (Book Titles)
My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
No Bell (Jokes)
Knock-knock. Who's there? Nobel. Noble who? Nobel, so I knock-knocked.
No Body Nose (Jokes)
What do you call a person with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!
No Hell No Heaven (Book Titles)
I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven
No ing (Tom Swifties)
"I tend to use infinitives rather than gerunds," said Tom knowingly.
No Kidding (Expressions)
Joe: "I am a proponent of birth control for goats!" Moe: "No kidding?"
No L (Christmas)
...i, j, k, m, n, o... is the Christmas alphabet because there's Noel.
No Man is an Island (Expressions)
Where do optometrists and ophthamologists come from? Noman. Noman is an eye-land.
No Offence (Book Titles)
Political Correctness: Noah Fence s
No Pun Intended (Expressions)
There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
No Ted (Tom Swifties)
"I don't see Edward," Tom noted.
No Way (Europe: Scandinavia)
There's Norway I can do 100 geography questions for tomorrow.
No wing (Tom Swifties)
"Flying saucers use antigravity to stay up," said Tom knowingly. "Of course I'm aware ostriches can't fly!" chirped Tom knowingly.
No Words to Describe (Jokes)
I just bought a thesaurus, and when I looked, I saw that all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Noah's Ark (Book Titles)
The Great Flood: Noah Zark JG
Nobel Prize (One-Liners)
A farmer that successfully raised lesbian cows won a no-bull prize for agriculture.
Noble Cause (One-Liners)
A crow that prefers to perch only on cows is a no-bull caws.
Nobody (Jokes)
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
No-Fly Zone (Misc)
In the "good old days" in Scotland, the lads wore kilts and the lasses wore dresses. No pants anywhere. I guess it was the first no-fly zone.
Noise (Tom Swifties)
"You could always sound-proof your apartment," Tom allowed noisily.
Non-Judgemental (Tom Swifties)
"The proof of the pudding is in the eating," said Tom nonjudgementally.
Nonplussed (Tom Swifties)
"That just doesn't add up," said Tom, nonplussed. "I did lots of subtraction, multiplication and division problems!" said Adam, non-plussed.
Noob (Africa)
The part of Africa that supplies novice gamers is Nubia.
Nor a Lender Be (Book Titles)
Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee
North Stars (Hockey)
The members of the North Stars moonlight as ships navigator's helpers.
Not a Tolkien (Tom Swifties)
"It's a bad hobbit," said Tom, not at all keenly.
Not Allowed (Book Titles)
Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
Not Quite (Book Titles)
The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite l
Noteworthy (Tom Swifties)
"The performance was equal to the music," said Tom noteworthily.
Nothing to Go On (Expressions)
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
Nudity (Redefinitions)
A little song to sing when the old ditty gets stale and boring.
OK (Jokes)
Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

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