Long Lists

The lists in this section are all very long, and will provide many hours of reading and groaning.

Cartoon Laws of Physics	The laws of physics as they apply in Cartoon Land
Why the chicken crossed the road	Many different opinions on why the poultry crossed the asphalt
Elephant Jokes	The (enormous!) canonical collection of pachyderm humour
Learn from the movies!	All sorts of stuff that happens only in movies
Rodney Dangerfield Lines	A collection of his jokes Warning: most of these are offensive to one degree or another, especially to women
The Sh*t lists	Why the brown stuff happens, according to religions and professions
Steven Wright Jokes	A large collection of quotes from the comedian with dead-pan delivery
Tom Swifties List	One-liners where the adverb makes the pun
Triva	Fascinating, but ultimately useless, trivia (at least some of which is actually urban legends)